The Entire Internet Balancing On A Prayer

BEHOLD! The entire digital universe balancing on the metaphorical toothpicks that are AWS, Cloudflare, and some random shark (probably representing underwater internet cables)! The internet—that magical place where you watch cat videos and pretend to work—is literally being held up by a skinny dog standing on soda cans. THAT'S IT. THAT'S THE INFRASTRUCTURE. When your boss asks why the website is down, just show them this picture and dramatically whisper, "The dog moved." The next time you experience an outage, remember it's because someone probably offered this good boy a treat. The most sophisticated technology of our time, ladies and gentlemen, brought to you by precarious canine equilibrium!