JavaScript (Or Java) Is Definitely Not The Same Thing

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JavaScript (Or Java) Is Definitely Not The Same Thing

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Whoever wrote that textbook just committed the cardinal sin of programming: claiming JavaScript and Java are the same thing. It's like saying a submarine and a sandwich are the same because they both have "sub" in the name. The book author's confused expression is all of us reading documentation written by people who think HTML is a programming language. That highlighted line is the coding equivalent of saying "humans (or dolphins) are mammals."

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