JavaScript (Or Java) Is Definitely Not The Same Thing

The semicolon - utterly insignificant in English class but the holy grail of syntax in programming. While your English teacher casually dismisses it, CS students are having existential crises over missing semicolons that break entire codebases. Nothing quite matches the sheer panic of debugging for hours only to discover you forgot a single semicolon on line 347. The compiler doesn't care about your feelings; it just wants its precious punctuation.

The transformation your face undergoes after coding in different languages is apparently a scientific fact now. C++ turns you into a sleep-deprived wreck because memory management is basically self-torture. JavaScript makes you look like you've seen things that can't be unseen—probably undefined is not a function at 3 AM. Java gives you that corporate drone glow-up where you're simultaneously dead inside but professionally presentable. And then there's Python... making developers look suspiciously happy, like they actually had time to shower and sleep because they wrote in 10 lines what took others 200. Choose your programming language, choose your mugshot.

Ah yes, the classic "market correction" we've all been waiting for. Nothing says "your decade of experience and six-figure student loans were worth it" quite like being offered McDonald's wages for senior developer positions. That smug cartoon dog sipping his drink represents every offshore recruiter who thinks your expertise in building scalable distributed systems is worth approximately one Starbucks latte per hour. The best part? It's a promoted post—someone actually paid money to advertise this absurdity. Welcome to 2023, where your GitHub contributions are worth less than the electricity it took to push them.

Content 78 What's the difference between JavaScript and Java? lava javascript 303 share edited Sep 4 40 at 19:29 Peter Mortensen 11.3k 16 78 110 asked Oct 28 '08 at 22:10 Guy 27.1k 0 77 0 213 275 408 One is essentially a toy, designed for writing small pieces of code, and traditionally used and abused bv Inexperienced programmers. The other is a scripting language for web browsers. share answered Oct 28 '08 at 22:14 Shog9 4 117k 30 197 225

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Content C Closed miku-chan03 opened this issue on 18 Oct 2017 2 comments miku-chan03 commented on 18 Oct 2017 Contributor HI 1 fixie wixied the JSON-api fucksy wucksie!!! xp I repwaced the Prototypes. func wiff a more -streamlined- kawaii Pwototypiee. funkywunks object that make the JS go sooper dooper fast!! XD starts twerking Can u pwease merge my pwull wequest senpai?!! UwU gaearon commented on 19 Oct 2017 Contributor what in the name of fuck gaearon closed this permanently on 19 Oct 2017