JavaScript (Or Java) Is Definitely Not The Same Thing

Ah, r/place – where programmers abandon actual work to fight pixel wars over tech logos. The image shows the brutal battlefield where JavaScript, Python, HTML, and other languages duke it out for territory. Notice how JS managed to claim a nice yellow chunk while Python sneakily expanded its blue domain? Meanwhile, some poor backend dev probably wrote 50 automated scripts just to maintain that one pixel in their favorite language's logo. The real programming challenge isn't solving complex algorithms – it's defending your language's honor against the CSS crowd with their suspiciously well-organized pixel art.

Content Is programming all about copy-pasting these days? Vladislav Zorov, programming enthusiast. Answered 19h ago No, man, it's about pulling in 200MB of NPM packages for a function that pads a string to the left. And another 200MB for a function that pads it to the right. Then adding React, Angular and VueJS, because you couldn't decide which one to use, running that crap through WebPack, and deploying some sty website that needs more RAM than a triple-A game. 3.6k Views View Upvoters View Sharers Upvote 214 Share 000 ProdrammerHumor.io

Content SKY TECH BOT Nobody understands me. Maybe I'm JavaScript

Content TYPES OF RPROGRAMMERHUMOR POSTS CLIENTS ARE STUPID DOES NEEDING TO USE GOOGLE AND DOCUMENTATION MAKE YOU A BAD PROGRAMMER? COMPILERS ARE MOSTLY BAD AT EXPLAINING SYNTAX ERRORS IS IT OKAY TO USE INFINITE RAM? HOLD MY BEER WHILE I MAKE FUN OF JAVASCRIPT STACKOVERFLOW VOTED LEAST FRIENDLY SITE HERE'S HOW I CREATED A NEW TOOL AND STILL FAILED TO PASS A JOB INTERVIEW USING THAT SAME TOOL NUMBER OF PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES REQUIRED ON JOB OFFERS HAVE INCREASED 3000 IN THE LAST CENTURY PRINTING "HELLO. WORLD!" DOES NOT TEACH EVERYTHING ABOUT A LANGUAGE WHAT I'M DOING DOES NOT CORRESPOND TO WHAT I THINK SOCIETY THINKS I'M DOING: A CASE STUDY IN FIXING PRINTERS FOR FREE NEW RECORD: ONE USER TRAPPED IN VIM FOR 50 CONSECUTIVE YEARS RECURSI000ON: LOOK HOW META I AM! read the original version at https:kcd.com2456

When someone asks why a button doesn't work and gets told to "lick it" - turns out there's literally an onclick="lick" event handler! The perfect blend of terrible tech support and actual code. Next time your app breaks, just remember: maybe the developer really did expect you to lick your screen. Tastes like debugging tears.

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