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When Full Stack Was Just Web Development

14 hours ago 69.4K views 0 shares

Remember when frontend devs were ABSOLUTE UNITS?! Left side shows the GODLIKE SPECIMEN that was 2010 frontend developers - supporting Internet Explorer, Firefox, Safari, Opera, AND Chrome while making JavaScript OPTIONAL like some kind of superhuman masochist. Meanwhile, 2025 frontend devs are literally CRYING because users won't just download Chrome like the pathetic little browser-monogamists they've become. The absolute COLLAPSE of frontend resilience is the greatest tragedy of our time. *dramatic sob*

The Worst Trade Deal In Browser History

Webdev Hardware Programming Frontend

3 days ago 89.9K views 0 shares

Ah, the Chrome trade agreement. Google's browser offers you the worst deal in the history of deals, possibly ever. You hand over 9.6GB of precious RAM and get... a single browser tab. Not even a whole browsing experience—just one lonely tab. The memory leak is so bad you could water plants with it. Meanwhile, your computer fans sound like they're preparing for takeoff while you're just trying to check the weather. And yet, here we are, still using it. Stockholm syndrome is real in tech.

Accidentally Launched Microsoft Edge

Microsoft Webdev Windows

4 days ago 54.2K views 0 shares

Microsoft Edge is basically the digital equivalent of that clingy ex who refuses to accept it's over. The meme shows the Edge logo photoshopped onto a character emerging from imprisonment, screaming "After ten thousand years, I'm free!" - which is exactly what Edge does every time you accidentally click its icon. Windows keeps it buried deep in the system, just waiting for that misclick so it can launch itself, set itself as default, and remind you about "better battery performance" like some desperate used car salesman. The only thing missing is Edge asking if you've thought about its feelings lately.

Firefox For The Win

Webdev

6 days ago 82.0K views 0 shares

The existential horror when your muscle memory betrays you and launches Chrome instead of Firefox. That face isn't disgust—it's the realization that Google just received another data point about your existence. Firefox users treat Chrome like vegans treat McDonald's—something that makes them physically recoil while simultaneously feeling morally superior. The browser wars aren't just about performance anymore; they're about which tech overlord gets to know your embarrassing 2AM searches. And yes, I'm judging you for having both installed.

The RAM Hunger Games

Windows Webdev Microsoft Programming Debugging

9 days ago 71.2K views 0 shares

The evolution of RAM-hungry applications, illustrated by increasingly fancy Winnie the Pooh: First, we blame Windows for hogging our RAM. Then Chrome enters the chat with its tab-per-gigabyte appetite. Discord slides in with its "simple chat app" that somehow needs more resources than early space missions. Firefox joins the party pretending to be the lightweight alternative while silently devouring your memory. And then there's Visual Studio 2022 – the final boss of RAM consumption. The IDE that makes you question if you really need both kidneys or if selling one for more RAM might be a sensible career investment. The real joke? We keep buying more RAM instead of demanding better software. Stockholm syndrome, developer edition.

Best Browser Hidden In Plain Sight

Linux Networking Bash Programming

10 days ago 97.5K views 0 shares

HONEY, PLEASE! Why waste precious milliseconds of your life clicking on fancy browser icons when you can just wget your way to internet glory?! 💅 The top panel shows a disgusted rejection of Chrome, Firefox, Edge, Safari, and Opera like they're last season's JavaScript frameworks. Meanwhile, the bottom panel reveals the TRUE internet connoisseur's choice - commanding the web through terminal like the ABSOLUTE ROYALTY you are. Who needs pretty UIs when you can feel like a hacker god with one command line? Terminal browsers - for when you're just TOO EVOLVED for graphics!

Don't Give The Browser Hope Like That

Microsoft Webdev Windows Programming Frontend

12 days ago 76.0K views 0 shares

The eternal Edge vs. Chrome battle strikes again! Microsoft Edge is portrayed as a desperate entity trapped for millennia, only to be accidentally summoned by your misclick. That split second when you hit the wrong icon and Edge bursts forth like an ancient being finally escaping its prison—complete with maniacal laughter and excessive enthusiasm. What makes this extra painful is that Edge is actually decent now (it's Chromium-based!), but developers still treat it like that weird cousin nobody wants to talk to at family gatherings. The desperate "I'M FREE!" energy perfectly captures how Edge feels when it finally gets a chance to convince you it's not Internet Explorer in disguise.

The Sweet Release Of Tab Closure

Programming Webdev StackOverflow Debugging

16 days ago 72.6K views 0 shares

That transcendent moment after a 14-hour coding marathon when your RAM finally gets to breathe again. Browser tabs are like Tribbles—they multiply exponentially with each Stack Overflow search until your computer fans sound like a jet engine. The sheer ecstasy of Ctrl+Shift+W after pushing that final commit... *chef's kiss*. Your computer silently thanks you as its temperature drops from "surface of the sun" to merely "hot coffee." Chrome's memory usage graph probably looks like the stock market crash of 1929.

How It Feels To Upgrade Ram

Hardware Windows Programming

18 days ago 75.2K views 0 shares

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute DRAMA of RAM upgrades! 💅 Going from 32GB to 64GB? *yawn* Just another Tuesday. Your computer barely notices the difference. It's like getting an extra sprinkle on your already overloaded sundae. But honey, upgrading from 8GB to 16GB? THE TENSION! Your machine goes from "I might die opening Photoshop" to "I guess I can handle two Chrome tabs now." The improvement is noticeable but still not life-changing. And then there's the EARTH-SHATTERING experience of going from 2GB to 4GB! Your computer transforms from a pathetic slug into A LITERAL BEAST WITH MUSCLES! It's like going from crawling through molasses to... slightly faster molasses! The difference is so dramatic you might actually be able to run Windows without it having an existential crisis every five minutes!

Number Of Chrome Tabs For Productivity

Programming Webdev StackOverflow Debugging Frontend

20 days ago 85.4K views 0 shares

FIVE TABS?! FIVE?!?! *clutches RAM dramatically* Are you TRYING to insult the entire developer community?! The audacity of suggesting we limit ourselves to a mere FIVE Chrome tabs is the most ridiculous thing I've heard since someone said "this code will work on the first try." Every self-respecting developer needs AT LEAST 47 Stack Overflow tabs, 12 documentation pages, 8 GitHub issues, 3 YouTube tutorials, and that one tab with the solution you found 3 weeks ago but were too afraid to close. Chrome eating 16GB of RAM isn't a bug—it's a lifestyle choice, darling! 💅

The Wildest Git Diff: When Privacy Promises Vanish

Git Webdev Security Programming

1 month ago 100.0K views 1 shares

The Wildest Git Diff: When Privacy Promises Vanish

The git diff shows Firefox removing their FAQ answer about not selling personal data. Nothing says "we value privacy" quite like deleting the promise not to sell it! Clearly Firefox decided the best way to compete with Chrome was to speedrun the "Either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain" challenge. That deletion is worth a thousand privacy policies. For those wondering, this is from Firefox's structured-data-firefox-faq.html file where they've removed the entire Q&A about not selling user data. The irony is palpable - they kept the "Why is Firefox so slow?" question though. At least they've got their priorities straight!

Rip Firefox: When Promises Get Deleted In A Commit

Git Webdev Security

1 month ago 82.0K views 0 shares

Rip Firefox: When Promises Get Deleted In A Commit

The git diff shows Firefox quietly removing their FAQ entry that promised "Nope. Never have, never will" regarding selling personal data. Nothing says "trust us with your privacy" like deleting the promise that you'd protect it! Looks like the fox might be heading to the same data-selling farm where all those other browsers went. Pour one out for the last non-Chrome browser that pretended to care.

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