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They Turned Security Vulnerabilities Into A Browser

They Turned Security Vulnerabilities Into A Browser
Ah yes, the classic "unmasking the villain" trope, but with browsers. Turns out your "Chrome replacement" is just Chromium wearing a Telegram logo mask. It's like switching from Coke to Pepsi and calling yourself a health guru. The browser market is just Google in various trench coats at this point. Your privacy settings are basically just suggestions to the algorithm.

Like A Rash That Never Goes Away

Like A Rash That Never Goes Away
You throw Edge out the door, but somehow it reappears on your taskbar. You delete it from your PC, but it mysteriously returns after an update. The Windows search bar? Now powered by Bing whether you like it or not. Microsoft's desperate attempt to make Edge happen is like that clingy ex who keeps "accidentally" showing up wherever you go. Ten years in the industry and I've never seen a browser so aggressively refuse to take a hint.

When You Just Want To Download Chrome

When You Just Want To Download Chrome
The source code reveals Microsoft's desperate browser strategy. Any search containing "ch", "chr", "chro", "chrom", or "chrome" triggers an Edge promotion. It's like trying to order a Coke at a Pepsi factory. The guy's face says it all - the universal expression of "I just want the thing I asked for, not a lecture about why your thing is better." Microsoft's browser desperation is reaching stalker-level intensity.

Internet Explorer Vs. Murder Rate

Internet Explorer Vs. Murder Rate
Behold, the most compelling evidence that Internet Explorer was literally killing people. As IE's market share dropped from 2006 to 2011, so did the murder rate! This is what statisticians call "correlation without causation" - or what I call "the perfect excuse to uninstall IE from your grandparents' computer." Maybe people were just less murderous when they weren't waiting 45 seconds for a webpage to load. Or perhaps Firefox and Chrome were secretly running crime prevention programs in the background.

The Immortal PC: 397 Days Without A Reboot

The Immortal PC: 397 Days Without A Reboot
SWEET MOTHER OF TASK MANAGER! This PC hasn't been rebooted in 397 DAYS ! That's not a computer, it's a digital hostage situation! With 3546 threads and 122476 handles, this machine isn't running programs—it's collecting them like some deranged digital hoarder. The Chrome icon in the taskbar is just the cherry on top of this CPU nightmare sundae. That poor 1.66 GHz processor is basically running a marathon with cement shoes. Whoever owns this PC definitely believes that the "X" button means "make it disappear forever" rather than "close the application." 💀

Your Default Browser Was "Reset"

Your Default Browser Was "Reset"
Microsoft's subtle art of browser conversion therapy. "Oh no, something vague and unspecified happened to your browser settings! Guess you're using Edge now." The digital equivalent of your grandma replacing your coffee with decaf and insisting it's for your own good. Every Windows update is just Microsoft finding new creative ways to make Edge happen. It's like watching someone try to make fetch happen, but with billions in marketing budget.

The Monkey's Paw Of Image Formats

The Monkey's Paw Of Image Formats
Google: "Let's create a new image format that saves 30% file size!" Frontend devs: "Great, but does it work everywhere?" Google: "It works in Chrome!" And that's how we got stuck with WebP, the format that somehow manages to make images look like they were compressed with a potato while also breaking compatibility with half the tools you need. Nothing says "modern web development" like converting files back and forth between formats just to upload them to a CMS that will reject them anyway.

The Taskbar Of Imminent System Failure

The Taskbar Of Imminent System Failure
Ah, the classic "every browser tab is a precious resource" taskbar. That's someone running Chrome, VLC, Adobe Reader, and about 15 other apps simultaneously on a machine that's one CPU fan away from achieving liftoff. The look of judgment isn't because they're watching YouTube during a meeting—it's because they're somehow running all that without their laptop spontaneously combusting. Impressive yet terrifying. Like watching someone juggle chainsaws while standing on a tightrope made of dental floss.

Gaming Setup 2030

Gaming Setup 2030
Ah, the future of gaming where you'll need not one but TWO entire PC towers to run Chrome with three tabs open. Nothing says "progress" like having a separate computer dedicated to each side of your ultrawide monitor. The real joke is that Windows will still look exactly the same in 2030 as it does today. And those RGB fans? They'll be consuming more electricity than your refrigerator, but hey, at least your frame rates will be high enough to render all those Windows update screens in glorious detail.

How To Create A Browser In 2025

How To Create A Browser In 2025
The modern browser innovation pipeline in a nutshell! Why reinvent the wheel when you can just repaint it? Every "new" browser these days is essentially Chromium with a fresh coat of paint and marketing buzzwords. Brave, Edge, Opera—they're all just Chrome wearing different Halloween costumes. The Chromium monoculture is basically the JavaScript framework situation but for browsers: everyone forking the same codebase while pretending they've created something revolutionary. "Look ma, we added a built-in VPN that slows everything down by 30%!" Meanwhile, Mozilla Firefox sits in the corner, the last bastion of browser engine diversity, wondering where it all went wrong.

Still Goes Like That

Still Goes Like That
The first thing you do with a fresh Windows install? Search "Chrome" in Edge. Then Edge is like, "Wait! We're basically the same now! Both Chromium-based! Please stay!" It's the digital equivalent of that desperate ex who changed their entire personality to be more like your new partner. Sorry Edge, but changing your engine to Chromium doesn't erase those years of Internet Explorer trauma. Some trust issues just run too deep.

Unacceptable Memory Choices

Unacceptable Memory Choices
Spending $3000 on a GPU but skimping on RAM is like buying a Ferrari and filling it with cooking oil. That judgmental stare is the universal response from anyone who's ever had to wait while your "beast machine" struggles to open more than two Chrome tabs. The audacity of bragging about ray tracing capabilities when your system can barely keep Discord running in the background.