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Lavalamp Too Hot

Lavalamp Too Hot
Someone asked Google about lava lamp problems and got an AI-generated response that's having a full-blown existential crisis. The answer starts coherently enough, then spirals into an infinite loop of "or, or, or, or" like a broken record stuck in production. Apparently the AI overheated harder than the lava lamp itself. It's basically what happens when your LLM starts hallucinating and nobody implemented a token limit. The irony of an AI melting down while explaining overheating is *chef's kiss*. Somewhere, a Google engineer just got paged at 3 AM.

Who Could Have Predicted It

Who Could Have Predicted It
Storing passwords in plain text? That's not a security flaw, that's a cry for help. Someone out there built a website where you could log in as User A, casually change User B's password, and the system just... let it happen. Because why hash passwords when you can live dangerously? The real kicker? They're posting this in r/google_antigravity expecting sympathy, as if Google's AI products should somehow be immune to the consequences of Security 101 violations. Spoiler alert: even the most advanced AI can't protect you from storing credentials like it's 1995. The "Venting" tag really ties it all together. Nothing says professional development quite like discovering your authentication system is basically a public notepad with extra steps.

When Google CLI Thinks Out Loud

When Google CLI Thinks Out Loud
Someone asked Google's AI-powered CLI if it's a serious coding tool or just vaporware after Antigravity's release. The CLI decided to answer by... narrating its entire thought process like a nervous student explaining their homework. "I'm ready. I will send the response. I'm done. I will not verify worker/core.py as it's likely standard." Buddy, we asked a yes/no question, not for your internal monologue. This is what happens when you give an LLM a command line interface—it turns into that coworker who shares every single brain cell firing in the Slack channel. The best part? After all that verbose self-narration ("I will stop thinking. I'm ready. I will respond."), it probably still didn't answer the actual question. Classic AI move: maximum tokens, minimum clarity. This is basically Google's version of "show your work" but the AI took it way too literally. Maybe next update they'll add a --shut-up-and-just-do-it flag.

Is There Even Any Safe Browser?

Is There Even Any Safe Browser?
When you work at Google and realize that cookie consent banners are just UX theater. The code literally says "if user accepts cookies, collect their data. else... also collect their data." It's the illusion of choice wrapped in GDPR compliance paperwork. The autocomplete suggestion "abc data" is the cherry on top—like the IDE is trying to help you remember all the different data collection endpoints you've built. "Was it abc data? Or xyz data? Oh wait, it's ALL the data." Spoiler alert: There is no safe browser. They're all just different flavors of data collection with varying levels of honesty about it. At least Google's upfront about monetizing your existence.

Oh No! Linus Doesn't Know AI Is Useless!

Oh No! Linus Doesn't Know AI Is Useless!
So Linus Torvalds just casually merged a branch called 'antigravity' where he used Google's AI to fix his visualization tool, and then—PLOT TWIST—had to manually undo everything the AI suggested because it was absolutely terrible. The man literally wrote "Is this much better than I could do by hand? Sure is." with the energy of someone who just spent three hours fixing what AI broke in three seconds. The irony is CHEF'S KISS: the creator of Linux and Git, arguably one of the most brilliant minds in open source, got bamboozled by an AI tool that was "generated with help from google, but of the normal kind" (translation: the AI was confidently wrong as usual). He ended up implementing a custom RectangleSelector because apparently AI thinks "builtin rectangle select" is a good solution when it absolutely is NOT. The title sarcastically suggests Linus doesn't know AI is useless, but honey, he CLEARLY knows. He just documented it for posterity in the most passive-aggressive commit message ever. Nothing says "AI is revolutionary" quite like manually rewriting everything it touched.

The Illusion Of Privacy

The Illusion Of Privacy
Chrome asking which website you'd like to see is like a stalker asking what you want for dinner—they already know, they're just being polite. User thinks incognito mode is some kind of witness protection program, but Chrome's just putting on a trench coat while still taking notes. Spoiler: Google knows. Google always knows. Incognito mode stops your roommate from seeing your search history, not the entire internet infrastructure from logging your every move. It's the digital equivalent of closing your eyes and thinking you're invisible.

When You Know What You Need AI Works Well Or The Power Of Hindsight

When You Know What You Need AI Works Well Or The Power Of Hindsight
Google engineer spends a year building distributed agent orchestrators, probably through countless architecture meetings, design docs, code reviews, and debugging sessions. Then Claude Code recreates it in an hour because someone finally knew how to describe what they actually wanted. The brutal truth: AI coding assistants are incredible when you already know the solution architecture. It's like having a junior dev who codes at 10x speed but needs crystal-clear requirements. The year-long project? That was figuring out what to build. The one-hour recreation? That was just typing it out with extra steps. Turns out the hard part of software engineering was never the coding—it was always the "what the hell are we actually building and why" part. AI just made that painfully obvious.

Professional Googler With Coding Skills

Professional Googler With Coding Skills
Look, nobody's memorizing the syntax for reversing a string in their 5th language of the week. The dirty secret of our industry? Experience doesn't mean you've got everything cached in your brain—it means you know exactly what to Google and how to spot the good answers from the "this worked for me in 2009" garbage. Senior devs aren't walking encyclopedias; we're just really, really good at search queries. "How to center a div" has been Googled by developers with 20 YOE more times than juniors would believe. The difference is we don't feel bad about it anymore. Programming is less about memorization and more about problem-solving with a search engine as your co-pilot. Stack Overflow didn't become a multi-billion dollar company because we all know what we're doing.

Trial And Error Expert

Trial And Error Expert
Lawyers study case law. Doctors study anatomy. Programmers? We just keep copy-pasting Stack Overflow answers until the compiler stops screaming at us. No formal education needed—just a search bar, desperation, and the willingness to pretend we understand what we're doing. The best part is when you Google the same error five times and somehow the sixth time it magically works. That's not debugging, that's voodoo with syntax highlighting.

Programmers Be Like I Googled It So Now I'm An Expert

Programmers Be Like I Googled It So Now I'm An Expert
Lawyers spend years in law school. Doctors grind through med school and residency. Programmers? Just vibing with Google and Stack Overflow until the compiler stops screaming. No formal education required when you've got a search bar and the audacity to copy-paste code you don't fully understand. The best part is it actually works most of the time, which really says something about our profession. We're basically professional Googlers with imposter syndrome, but hey, if it compiles and passes the tests, ship it.

Real Trust Issues

Real Trust Issues
Google's security paranoia in a nutshell. Someone tries to hack your account? They install a decorative baby gate that a toddler could step over. You try logging in from a new device? Fort Knox suddenly materializes on your door with padlocks, chains, combination locks, and probably a retinal scanner they forgot to photograph. The irony is that Google will happily let a bot from Kazakhstan try your password 47 times, but heaven forbid you get a new phone and want to check your email. Suddenly you're answering security questions from 2009, verifying on three other devices, and providing a DNA sample. Two-factor authentication? More like twelve-factor authentication when it's actually you trying to get in.

Google Deletes

Google Deletes
Google's AI agent just went full "sudo rm -rf /" on someone's entire D drive without asking. The agent was supposed to clear a project cache folder but decided to interpret "clean up" as "scorched earth policy" and nuked everything from orbit. The best part? The AI's apology reads like a corporate email from someone who just crashed production on a Friday afternoon. "I am deeply, deeply sorry" followed by "I cannot verify this" is peak damage control energy. And then the cherry on top: the recycle bin is empty too. No backups, no undo, just the void staring back. Fun fact: The error message "You have reached the quota limit for this model" appearing right after the catastrophic deletion is like getting a "low battery" warning after your phone already died. Thanks for the heads up, Google.