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Oh sweet summer child, you thought Incognito mode was actually private? Next you'll tell me you believe your smart fridge isn't judging your 3AM snack choices. The shock on people's faces when they discover Google's been tracking their "research" sessions this whole time is priceless. Incognito mode has always been the digital equivalent of wearing sunglasses to a bank robbery – it might make you feel invisible, but the security cameras still see everything. The only thing more shocking than Google collecting your "private" browsing data is that anyone actually believed the company that built its empire on knowing everything about everyone would just... not look. Right.

Ah yes, the classic "unmasking the villain" trope, but with browsers. Turns out your "Chrome replacement" is just Chromium wearing a Telegram logo mask. It's like switching from Coke to Pepsi and calling yourself a health guru. The browser market is just Google in various trench coats at this point. Your privacy settings are basically just suggestions to the algorithm.

Google's security priorities are seriously questionable. When your account gets hacked? A single flimsy gate that doesn't even close properly. But log in from your new phone? Suddenly it's Fort Knox with seven different locks, chains, and probably a retinal scan that they didn't show in the picture. I've spent more time proving I'm me to Google than I have to my own mother. Nothing says "we value security" like making legitimate users jump through hoops while leaving the backdoor wide open for actual intruders.