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Rip Firefox: When Promises Get Deleted In A Commit

3 hours ago 36.3K views 0 shares

The git diff shows Firefox quietly removing their FAQ entry that promised "Nope. Never have, never will" regarding selling personal data. Nothing says "trust us with your privacy" like deleting the promise that you'd protect it! Looks like the fox might be heading to the same data-selling farm where all those other browsers went. Pour one out for the last non-Chrome browser that pretended to care.

What Would You Do When The World Is Burning?

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3 days ago 56.4K views 0 shares

What Would You Do When The World Is Burning?

When your production server is literally on fire and someone's genius solution is "Switch to Google Chrome" 😂 This is peak tech support energy – like when your database is corrupting, servers are melting down, and that one person suggests clearing your cache. The Earth is literally exploding in the image, and homie's solution is a browser change. Reminds me of the time our entire API cluster crashed and someone in Slack suggested "have you tried incognito mode?" Pure gold for anyone who's ever received completely irrelevant troubleshooting advice during a genuine crisis.

Every Senior Dev's Personal Website

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8 days ago 80.4K views 0 shares

Ah yes, the senior developer paradox - can build enterprise-scale distributed systems that handle millions of users, but their personal website? A Firefox security warning because the SSL cert expired three years ago. The computer clock is apparently set to 2025, which is probably when they'll "get around to fixing it this weekend." The same weekend they'll finally finish that side project they started in 2018. At this point, the broken website is basically a badge of honor. "Too busy writing actual code to maintain my own site" is the developer equivalent of a chef who only eats takeout at home.

Does Anyone Know Why VS Code Is Using So Much RAM

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9 days ago 64.2K views 0 shares

Does Anyone Know Why VS Code Is Using So Much RAM

The eternal battle between developers and their RAM continues! This error message shows VS Code consuming a whopping 15GB of memory while Firefox has gone completely nuclear at 177GB. What's happening behind the scenes? VS Code is built on Electron, which essentially bundles an entire Chromium browser with your text editor. Each extension adds another layer of JavaScript execution, slowly transforming your lightweight code editor into a RAM-devouring monster. Meanwhile, Firefox has clearly transcended physical limitations by using more RAM than probably exists in the system. The irony is palpable - we're writing code to optimize memory usage while our tools are hoarding it like digital dragons.

The Only Purpose Internet Explorer Serves

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23 days ago 61.1K views 0 shares

The Only Purpose Internet Explorer Serves

Internet Explorer's sole purpose in life has been reduced to downloading other browsers. The little blue 'e' desperately seeks validation—"Hey does anyone need me?"—only to be met with cold rejection. But then! A glimmer of hope when someone finally needs it... just to download Firefox. The circle of browser life continues. The only time IE gets any attention is when you've formatted your PC and need something—ANYTHING—to download Chrome, Firefox, or literally any other browser. It's like being the ladder that helps someone climb up, only to be kicked away immediately after.

Error Never Definition Not Found

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25 days ago 92.8K views 0 shares

BREAKING NEWS: Firefox caught in the most scandalous case of split personality EVER! 🔥 The browser smugly claims it "never has, never will" sell your data while its source code LITERALLY contains the exact same promise! The audacity! The drama! The complete lack of contradiction! Meanwhile, Chrome is in the corner selling your browsing history to seven different ad networks before you've even finished reading this sentence. Firefox is that friend who makes a big show about not gossiping and then actually... doesn't gossip. How DARE they be consistent?!

Oops! All Chromium

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29 days ago 106.0K views 0 shares

The breakfast of modern web browsers. This cereal box parody perfectly captures how Google has turned the browser market into a monoculture where everything is just Chromium in different packaging. Edge, Opera, Brave, Vivaldi - they're all just colorful Chromium berries with different logos slapped on. Firefox and Safari are probably hiding in the pantry wondering why nobody eats real browsers anymore. Naturally and artificially flavored with tracking cookies and RAM consumption.

Safari Is The New Internet Explorer

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1 month ago 104.2K views 0 shares

Ah, the browser engine family portrait! Two fierce, intimidating dragons (Chromium and Gecko) looking ready to burn your CPU to ashes, and then there's Apple's WebKit... the derpy cousin with its tongue hanging out who still can't figure out how to implement basic web standards from 2015. Frontend developers have nightmares about Safari the same way they used to about IE. "But it works in EVERY browser!" *tests in Safari* "...except that one." Nothing says "I hate web developers" quite like forcing your proprietary browser engine on the entire iOS ecosystem while it struggles with features Chrome and Firefox implemented during the Obama administration. The circle of life: Internet Explorer dies, Safari steps up to become the new browser that makes developers question their career choices.

Dedicated To Firefox Users

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1 month ago 85.4K views 1 shares

Ah, the duality of Firefox users. Some folks are out here fighting the good fight against Manifest V3 (Google's API changes that cripple ad blockers), while others just picked their browser because of the adorable red panda logo. Nothing says "I have my priorities straight" like choosing your web security tools based on cute animal mascots. The Chrome users are probably too busy watching their RAM slowly die to notice anyway.

Waiting For Firefox Based Browsers

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1 month ago 6.3K views 0 shares

waitingForFirefoxBasedBrowsers | firefox-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content ANY NEW BROWSER Let's see who you really are

For god's sake

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4 months ago 6.6K views 0 shares

For god's sake | css-memes, code-memes, firefox-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Me peacefully writing CSS code 12522 Fucking Firefox

Chad Bragging About It

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8 months ago 21.0K views 0 shares

chadBraggingAboutIt | code-memes, android-memes, security-memes, api-memes, microsoft-memes, IT-memes, firefox-memes, edge-memes, kde-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

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