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The Developer Skill Tree Tragedy
Programming Devops
26 days ago 61.2K views 0 shares
The Developer Skill Tree Tragedy
Ten years learning JavaScript frameworks only to realize you should've focused on algorithms. Four years mastering Docker only to find your company pivoting to serverless. Spending months perfecting Vim shortcuts right before your team switches to VS Code. The career path of a developer is just one long RPG where you finally understand the meta right when the patch notes drop. And no, there's no respec option in this game.

Stop And Get Help This Is Not Right
Javascript Webdev Programming Backend
27 days ago 96.8K views 0 shares
Stop And Get Help This Is Not Right
The anime child starts cute and concerned, begging you to stop scrolling. Then transforms into a dead-eyed, traumatized sysadmin with one simple message: "Stop using JavaScript on Server." It's the perfect visualization of what happens when innocent developers discover Node.js and suddenly think running JavaScript on the backend is a good life choice. The soul-crushing reality hits about three months into production when your memory leaks like a colander and async callbacks nest deeper than your existential dread.

Dedicated To Firefox Users
Webdev Security Javascript Programming Frontend
1 month ago 86.5K views 1 shares
Dedicated To Firefox Users
Ah, the duality of Firefox users. Some folks are out here fighting the good fight against Manifest V3 (Google's API changes that cripple ad blockers), while others just picked their browser because of the adorable red panda logo. Nothing says "I have my priorities straight" like choosing your web security tools based on cute animal mascots. The Chrome users are probably too busy watching their RAM slowly die to notice anyway.