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One More Distro Please

Linux Devops Programming

24 days ago 119.2K views 0 shares

One More Distro Please

Ah yes, the classic Linux evangelism. "Just use Linux" they say, as if it's one simple thing to install. Meanwhile, what they don't tell you is that "Linux" is actually this comically overwhelming family tree of distributions that would make genealogists have a panic attack. That image shows the absurd branching evolution of every Linux distro ever created. Ubuntu, Debian, Arch, Fedora, Gentoo, and about 500 others I've never heard of despite using Linux for 15 years. It's like walking into an ice cream shop and instead of just chocolate or vanilla, there are 600 flavors and the guy behind the counter is judging you for not knowing the difference between Mint Cinnamon and Mint MATE.

Who Needs MongoDB When You Have JSONB?

Databases Devops Programming Backend

1 month ago 185.0K views 1 shares

Who Needs MongoDB When You Have JSONB?

OMG, the DRAMA of database life choices! 💅 That car is SCREECHING away from MongoDB like it just found out it's been storing data wrong its ENTIRE LIFE! The driver is making the MOST DRAMATIC last-second swerve toward Postgres with its fancy JSONB column type that lets you have document-style storage WITHOUT committing to a full-blown NoSQL relationship. It's basically saying "Why settle for MongoDB when Postgres can give you structured data AND flexible JSON documents in the SAME DATABASE?!" Honestly, the betrayal, the AUDACITY of Postgres to be so versatile! *flips table*

Choose One Gamers: The Modular PSU Dilemma

Hardware Gamedev

2 months ago 148.9K views 0 shares

Choose One Gamers: The Modular PSU Dilemma

The EXISTENTIAL CRISIS of every PC builder in one glorious meme! You're staring at two buttons like they're the gates of heaven and hell: spend a mere $20 more on a modular power supply that will make cable management a DREAM, or save those precious dollars for something else that you'll probably waste on RGB lights anyway. The SHEER AGONY of this decision is enough to make grown developers weep into their mechanical keyboards! It's the ultimate first-world tech problem - sweating profusely while your shopping cart sits open in 17 different browser tabs. And let's be honest, you'll agonize for DAYS only to impulse buy both things anyway because your self-control around computer parts is practically non-existent!

The Invisible Developers

AI Programming

3 months ago 170.4K views 0 shares

The Invisible Developers

The world map illuminated in four different ways - ports, airports, railroads, and then... complete darkness for "Developers who use Meta AI." Nothing says "I've made terrible life choices" quite like being the only demographic that doesn't show up on a global heatmap. Congratulations Meta AI users, you've achieved what introverts have dreamed of for centuries - complete invisibility! The void stares back, and it's running on Meta's large language model.

Firefox For The Win

Webdev

5 months ago 145.7K views 0 shares

Firefox For The Win

The existential horror when your muscle memory betrays you and launches Chrome instead of Firefox. That face isn't disgust—it's the realization that Google just received another data point about your existence. Firefox users treat Chrome like vegans treat McDonald's—something that makes them physically recoil while simultaneously feeling morally superior. The browser wars aren't just about performance anymore; they're about which tech overlord gets to know your embarrassing 2AM searches. And yes, I'm judging you for having both installed.

The Developer Skill Tree Tragedy

Programming Devops

6 months ago 106.4K views 0 shares

The Developer Skill Tree Tragedy

Ten years learning JavaScript frameworks only to realize you should've focused on algorithms. Four years mastering Docker only to find your company pivoting to serverless. Spending months perfecting Vim shortcuts right before your team switches to VS Code. The career path of a developer is just one long RPG where you finally understand the meta right when the patch notes drop. And no, there's no respec option in this game.

Stop And Get Help This Is Not Right

Javascript Webdev Programming Backend

6 months ago 187.5K views 0 shares

Stop And Get Help This Is Not Right

The anime child starts cute and concerned, begging you to stop scrolling. Then transforms into a dead-eyed, traumatized sysadmin with one simple message: "Stop using JavaScript on Server." It's the perfect visualization of what happens when innocent developers discover Node.js and suddenly think running JavaScript on the backend is a good life choice. The soul-crushing reality hits about three months into production when your memory leaks like a colander and async callbacks nest deeper than your existential dread.

Dedicated To Firefox Users

Webdev Security Javascript Programming Frontend

7 months ago 180.8K views 1 shares

Dedicated To Firefox Users

Ah, the duality of Firefox users. Some folks are out here fighting the good fight against Manifest V3 (Google's API changes that cripple ad blockers), while others just picked their browser because of the adorable red panda logo. Nothing says "I have my priorities straight" like choosing your web security tools based on cute animal mascots. The Chrome users are probably too busy watching their RAM slowly die to notice anyway.