Unless You Work With Aeroplanes Or Something

Imposter syndrome bad code Production bugs Software quality Coding ethics Safety critical Technical debt Friday deployments Untested code Developer excuses

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9 months ago 276,250 views 1 shares

Unless You Work With Aeroplanes Or Something

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The classic developer mantra: "Nobody is going to die if you write bad software" paired with "Faking it till you make it should probably be fine" and a dead platypus in the middle. The perfect encapsulation of that voice in your head justifying why it's OK to push untested code to production on a Friday afternoon. Just remember, somewhere an aviation software engineer is reading this and having a panic attack.

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