Unless You Work With Aeroplanes Or Something

Content Q: When I was 4, my sister was 2. I am now 44. How old is my sister? Programmer: 44 -(4-2) 42 Tester: When I was 4, my sister was 2. I am now 44. How old is my sister? Answer 5) Follow - 97 Request 100 Answers Samuel Lipoff, studied at Harvard University Updated 17h ago This is a tough one. She might be 42, but she could be 41 or 43 also, since you don't say when your birthday is and her birthday is. Also, she could be dead. Finally, you might have thought she was your sister but actually your mom had an affair with another man and the woman who is 1-3 years younger than you is not actually your sister. But your mom may have given away your real sister for adoption, in which case she's probably older than you. See why its tough? Finally, what if you think your sister is dead, but she actually has become an astronaut on a secret government project for near light-speed travel? Then your sister would be aging more slowly than you, so she could potentially be even younger than 41.

Content ME AFTER SEEING 10 ERRORS IN MY 20 LINES OF CODE: THE GUY WHO CODED THE COMPILER WITHOUT THE COMPILER: Y Shame

Content While you are here.... In UCC, we don't have 404 errors. We have Peter Flynn (2nd from left) errors. Our first webmaster was the first person to ever break a link on the web, when he moved the location of a webpage on UCC's servers (9th website in the world). without telling Tim Berners-Lee. Suffice it to say, such a change resulted in the need to error handle such an occurance, and the 404 was born. Thanks to our own Peter Flynn. Peter retired in August 2018 but his impact on UCC, Ireland and ultimately the world won't be forgotten!

The meme captures that magical moment when QA reports "No new bugs found" and both senior and junior devs lose their minds with hysterical laughter. It's basically the software engineering equivalent of spotting a unicorn or finding a four-leaf clover made of four-leaf clovers. The senior dev knows from years of battle scars that code without bugs is a fantasy tale told to junior devs at bedtime. Meanwhile, the junior dev is laughing because they're still innocent enough to think this might actually happen someday. The truth? There's always another bug lurking somewhere—they're just waiting for the right production environment to make their grand entrance!

Content LIFE OFA PROGRAMMER No hugs kisses, only bugs fixes No dates, only updates No crush, only crash No 69, only fix the line No romance, only maintenance No hugging, only debugging No rest, only test No smile, only compile No one trustable, only variable

The eternal wrestling match between your beautiful interface and the horrifying spaghetti code that powers it. Sure, the user sees that polished UI smiling confidently, but behind the scenes? Pure chaos holding everything together by sheer luck. That's why we all live by the sacred commandment: "If it works, don't touch it." Because the moment you try to "clean up" that tangled mess, the whole thing collapses faster than a house of cards in a hurricane.