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First Day, First Disaster
Cloud Devops Programming Debugging Testing
5 months ago 198.7K views 0 shares
First Day, First Disaster
First day on the job and already pushing untested code to production? Bold move, André. Very bold. Nothing says "I belong here" like finding dead code and immediately resurrecting it without asking questions. The senior devs are probably having collective heart attacks while frantically checking Cloudflare's status page. That "Happy to be part of the team" is gonna age like milk when they discover what function he just unleashed upon the world. Somewhere, a DevOps engineer is updating their resume while muttering "not my fault" under their breath.

Stuff Of Nightmares
Devops Debugging Testing Programming Git
6 months ago 277.1K views 0 shares
Stuff Of Nightmares
Regular ghosts? Pfft, not scary. But pushing untested code to production on Friday afternoon? PURE TERROR. Nothing says "I've chosen violence today" quite like deploying right before the weekend. The developer's screaming face perfectly captures that moment when you realize your weekend plans just transformed into "debugging mysterious errors while your PM sends increasingly concerned texts." Pro tip: the only thing that should get pushed on Friday is your office chair... back under your desk as you leave at 2pm.

Delivery To Prod
Devops Programming Testing Git
11 months ago 497.6K views 0 shares
Delivery To Prod
The perfect visualization of what happens when management demands a rush deployment to production. Your untested code (the toad) riding precariously on your CI/CD pipeline (the toy horse) is somehow expected to gallop majestically into the production environment. The toad looks just as confused as the dev team that got the "ship it now" Slack message at 4:55 PM on Friday. Bonus points if you've ever named your Jenkins pipeline "Mister Jenkins" in your config files just to make error messages more personal.

Before Closing On Friday Evening
Devops Testing Programming Debugging Git
12 months ago 350.6K views 0 shares
Before Closing On Friday Evening
OH MY STARS AND GARTERS! The absolute AUDACITY of pushing untested code to dev at 4:59 PM on a Friday! 💅✨ It's the classic "not my problem until Monday" energy that only the most chaotic developers possess. Like, honey, you're literally creating a weekend emergency while dancing on the grave of your team's sanity! That code is going to break SPECTACULARLY while you're sipping margaritas, and some poor on-call dev will be crying into their keyboard. ICONIC BEHAVIOR. 👑

Unless You Work With Aeroplanes Or Something
Testing Programming Debugging Devops Security
1 year ago 325.8K views 1 shares
Unless You Work With Aeroplanes Or Something
The classic developer mantra: "Nobody is going to die if you write bad software" paired with "Faking it till you make it should probably be fine" and a dead platypus in the middle. The perfect encapsulation of that voice in your head justifying why it's OK to push untested code to production on a Friday afternoon. Just remember, somewhere an aviation software engineer is reading this and having a panic attack.

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