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The visceral reaction of every iOS developer when Xcode suggests installing yet another multi-gigabyte command line package that will probably be obsolete in three months. Nothing says "I'm just trying to build a simple app" like watching your SSD slowly die while downloading tools you didn't ask for. And the polite "please" in the second panel? That's the sound of a developer who's already lost 4 hours to unexplained build errors today.

Content Post SwiftOnSecurity SwiftOnSecurity Subscribe I work in IT but I actually have no idea why software developers are in demand. What the hell do all these people even do? There are like 8 websites. 4:20 12 Apr 24 91.1K Views 70 Reposts 19 Quotes 1,592 Likes 154 Bookmarks 17 SwiftOn Security SwiftOnSecurity 4h Replying to SwiftOnSecurity I have never found a problem that can't be solved with Microsoft Access. Software developers are scamming everybody by just making everything look difficult. These people spend more time on their build chains and python environment than doing anything that benefits humanity. Q14 1712 371 1 16.8K SwiftOnSecurity SwiftOnSecurity 4h The biggest scam about programmers is they barely program! They have these cheatsheets they pass around called "libraries" where the good programmers have already made the important stuff, and the normal ones just chain it together! Most of the code they run isn't theirs! 15 1725 436 la 18.7K

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Content Naming Constants and Variables Constant and variable names can contain almost any character, including Unicode characters: let n 3.14159 let 47 "uR" let "dogcow" FUUTUUURE

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Content branch: master v swift-evolution proposals 0004-remove-pre-post-inc-decrement.md benrimmington Shorten commitPR links 5 contributors TO Find file Copy path 3d7d570 on Sep 13 101 lines (70 sloc) 4.2 KB Raw Blame History Remove the and - - operators Proposal: SE-0004 Author: Chris Latter Status: Implemented (Swift 3) Commit: appleswift812008 Introduction The incrementdecrement operators in Swift were added very early in the development of Swift, as a carry-over from C. These were added without much consideration, and haven't been thought about much since then. This document provides a fresh look at them, and ultimately recommends we just remove them entirely, since they are confusing and not carrying their weight. ProdrammerHumor.io