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Alright Who Was It

Alright Who Was It
Oh my god, which developer forgot to remove their code comments from the production build?! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Someone literally pushed the entire explanation of what the notification is supposed to do... IN THE ACTUAL NOTIFICATION ! That poor soul is probably hiding under their desk right now while the senior devs are hunting them down. This is what happens when you code at 3 AM fueled by nothing but energy drinks and desperation! The best part is they even commented the comment! It's like comment-ception!

Thriller Commit Messages

Thriller Commit Messages
The ultimate Git commit message strategy - naming your commits like Netflix thriller titles! Instead of boring fix: update login validation , imagine pushing THE VALIDATION THAT FAILED WHEN NO ONE WAS WATCHING . Your colleagues would scroll through commit history with genuine suspense! Senior devs reviewing PRs would feel like they're browsing a horror catalog instead of code changes. The only thing stopping us? Conventional commit standards and the crushing reality that your tech lead would probably have an aneurysm during the next code review.

The Digital Disaster Artist

The Digital Disaster Artist
When your resume is just a list of tech companies that imploded right after you left. Nothing suspicious here, folks. Just a trail of digital catastrophes following this person like a shadow. Netflix sports streaming that doesn't exist yet, CrowdStrike's Windows update disaster, Google's Gemini historical figure fiasco, Silicon Valley Bank collapse, and FTX's crypto meltdown. Hiring managers will definitely not notice this pattern of working at companies right before they face existential crises. Solid career strategy - join, collect paycheck, abandon ship, repeat.