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Artificial Intelligence Or Natural Stupidity: Call It

1 day ago 140.1K views 0 shares

HONEY, THE DRAMA! 💅 Look at this absolute MASTERPIECE of developer self-sabotage! In the span of SIX ENTIRE MINUTES, this poor soul went from "I'm so smart, let me delete this useless src directory" to "OH DEAR GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!" The sheer AUDACITY of deleting something only to frantically re-add it moments later is the most relatable coding tragedy since semicolons were invented. This isn't just a commit - it's a whole therapy session in two lines! The eternal question remains: was this a stroke of genius or just... *gestures wildly* whatever THIS is? I'm literally DYING at how this captures the essence of every developer's existential crisis in git form!

Security Nightmare Disguised As Optimization

Databases Security Programming

2 days ago 84.1K views 0 shares

Security Nightmare Disguised As Optimization

Ah yes, the classic "let's sacrifice security on the altar of optimization." This database hero just casually suggested storing all passwords in a single table with foreign keys because "users reuse passwords anyway" – reducing storage from 100GB to 3GB. What a brilliant idea! Next up: storing all user data in a public GitHub repo to save on AWS costs. Security experts aren't having panic attacks right now, they're just doing synchronized fainting as an office team-building exercise.

The Compile Button: Your Forgotten Friend

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5 days ago 102.5K views 0 shares

The Compile Button: Your Forgotten Friend

That special moment of existential dread when you realize your "complex bug" was just you forgetting to hit the compile button. Eight hours of your life, gone. Staring at error messages that don't exist. Questioning your career choices. Contemplating a new life as a goat farmer. And all because your sleep-deprived brain forgot to perform the most basic step in the development process. The compiler wasn't even given a chance to judge your code—it was just sitting there, waiting for you to press a button. Pure genius.

Gitignore Under Gitignore

Git Webdev Devops Programming Debugging

8 days ago 197.6K views 0 shares

The ultimate recursive nightmare: adding .gitignore to your .gitignore file. It's like telling your version control "please ignore my instructions to ignore things." Then wondering why your repo is either tracking everything or nothing at all. The digital equivalent of putting a "Do Not Disturb" sign on your "Do Not Disturb" sign.

The Ultimate Guide To Self-Doxxing

Security Networking Programming

14 days ago 127.1K views 0 shares

The irony of posting a "One-Factor Authentication" verification code publicly on social media is just *chef's kiss*. Nothing says "I understand security" like broadcasting your 6-digit secret to 32.4K people! And the best part? It's dated June 19, 2025 - apparently time travel is easier than basic security practices. Next up: posting your password as a LinkedIn article for better engagement metrics.

Storing Passwords The Easy Way

Security Webdev Programming Databases Backend

15 days ago 163.3K views 0 shares

SWEET MOTHER OF CRYPTOGRAPHY! 😱 The absolute HORROR of clicking "forgot password" and getting your ACTUAL PASSWORD emailed back to you! That's not a convenience feature—that's a full-blown security NIGHTMARE! It means they're storing your precious password in plain text like it's some casual grocery list! Any half-decent developer would be HYPERVENTILATING right now. Proper password storage should involve hashing, salting, and praying to the security gods—not keeping them in a "passwords.txt" file labeled "super important don't hack"! If a website emails your password back, run away screaming and change that password EVERYWHERE you've used it because honey, that database is one curious intern away from catastrophe! 💀

Nothing I Do Has Any Effect

Debugging Programming

18 days ago 120.3K views 0 shares

Spent an hour furiously adding console logs, tweaking variables, and questioning your entire career choice only to realize you wrote a beautiful function that sits there... completely uncalled. It's like cooking a gourmet meal and forgetting to take it out of the oven. The self-inflicted rage is immeasurable—screaming at yourself while also being the person who needs the screaming. The duality of developer suffering in its purest form.

The DDoS Attack Is Coming From Inside The House

Security Networking Javascript Programming Debugging

20 days ago 191.8K views 0 shares

The DDoS Attack Is Coming From Inside The House

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute HORROR of realizing YOU'RE the source of your own catastrophe! 😱 This poor developer just discovered their server is being BOMBARDED by an infinite loop they wrote themselves! That commented-out i++ is the digital equivalent of leaving your gas stove on while going on vacation! The infinite while loop keeps hammering their own server with requests because—SURPRISE—they forgot to increment the counter! It's like watching someone frantically call the fire department while holding a flamethrower in their other hand! The betrayal! The irony! The DRAMA!

The Protective Boot Revelation

Networking Hardware

21 days ago 135.7K views 0 shares

THE AUDACITY! Someone labeled an Ethernet port tab as "Protective Boot"?! I'm having an existential crisis right now. For YEARS I've been yanking these little plastic tabs off network cables thinking they were just annoying packaging leftovers! Turns out they're ACTUALLY serving a purpose?! My entire networking life has been a LIE. Next you'll tell me those silica gel packets aren't just forbidden snacks! 💀

Sharing Your API Keys With The Entire Airport

Security Devops Programming Cloud

23 days ago 132.9K views 0 shares

Sharing Your API Keys With The Entire Airport

Nothing says "digital nomad lifestyle" quite like exposing all your API keys and database credentials to everyone at the airport! That suitcase isn't for clothes—it's for carrying the weight of the impending security breach when someone zooms in on this photo. Remote work perks: exotic locations, flexible hours, and accidentally giving hackers a free all-access pass to your company's entire infrastructure. But hey, at least the Instagram caption will look cool!

Please Don't Install Malware Using NPM

Javascript Webdev Security Programming Frontend

26 days ago 146.8K views 0 shares

Ah yes, the JavaScript ecosystem's finest moment: people literally typing npm i malware and hitting enter. The package is 9 years old, hasn't been updated since, and somehow still claims 12 victims weekly. This is why we can't have nice things in the npm registry. Some dev probably thought "surely nobody would be dumb enough to install something LITERALLY called malware" and yet here we are, with a steady heartbeat on that download graph. Those 12 weekly downloads are either security researchers, extremely curious cats with disposable VMs, or the same intern who keeps running rm -rf / "just to see what happens."

Silly Mistake, Permanent Solution

Linux Bash Programming Debugging

1 month ago 220.8K views 0 shares

In Unix systems, the tilde (~) represents the user's home directory. This poor soul created a literal directory named "~" instead of referencing the actual home directory. Then they proceeded to delete it with rm -rf ~/ which doesn't delete the wrongly created directory - it recursively deletes everything in their actual home directory. That "Stopped thinking" at the end is the exact moment they realized they just nuked all their personal files. Classic case of "I'll just quickly fix this" turning into "time to update my resume."

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