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Who Of You Tested In Prod
Testing Devops Programming Debugging Backend
2 months ago 266.6K views 0 shares
Who Of You Tested In Prod
Someone at Xbox just sent a test notification to millions of users via Braze. The notification literally says "this is a dummy message" and asks people to screenshot it. You know what happened next? Millions of screenshots and a whole lot of explaining to management. Nothing says "oops" quite like your internal test message becoming a global notification. Somewhere, a developer is updating their resume while their manager is updating the incident report. The best part? They politely asked users to capture evidence of their mistake. Remember kids: staging environments exist for a reason. Though let's be real, we all know production is just staging with better uptime monitoring.

The Digital Hierarchy Of Needs: Apps Vs. Humans
Ios Android Programming Frontend
1 year ago 254.9K views 0 shares
The Digital Hierarchy Of Needs: Apps Vs. Humans
The existential crisis of modern software development: creating apps so needy they develop separation anxiety. That grocery list app just committed the cardinal sin of software design—acting like it has feelings and deserves attention. Every developer who's implemented these "engagement" notifications is now sweating nervously. Remember when software just... did its job without emotional manipulation? The power dynamic here is crystal clear: one entity exists as a bunch of if-statements in a digital void, while the other pays the electricity bill. The beautiful rage of "I could replace you with a pen and receipt" hits different when you realize it's technically true. Nothing says "healthy user relationship" like threatening digital homicide against your grocery tracker.

Alright Who Was It
Swift Debugging Programming Frontend Testing
1 year ago 262.7K views 0 shares
Alright Who Was It
Oh my god, which developer forgot to remove their code comments from the production build?! 😂 Someone literally pushed the entire explanation of what the notification is supposed to do... IN THE ACTUAL NOTIFICATION ! That poor soul is probably hiding under their desk right now while the senior devs are hunting them down. This is what happens when you code at 3 AM fueled by nothing but energy drinks and desperation! The best part is they even commented the comment! It's like comment-ception!