Banned From Swift

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Banned From Swift

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When Russia got cut off from SWIFT banking, programmers made this joke about Putin being stuck with Objective-C instead of the modern Swift language. Double whammy of financial sanctions and legacy code maintenance. Honestly, forcing someone to use Objective-C in 2022+ is probably a war crime under the Geneva Convention. That square bracket syntax will break anyone's spirit faster than economic isolation.

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