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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute CARNAGE of career trajectories! 2025 is coming for data scientists with a VENGEANCE! 💀 While AI engineers strut around looking like they just walked off a Silicon Valley fashion runway, data scientists are transforming into depressed philosophers drowning their sorrows at the bar! The AUDACITY of this career market! Remember when everyone and their mother was rushing to become a data scientist? "It's the sexiest job of the 21st century!" they screamed. Well, honey, the AI revolution waits for NO ONE. Those fancy regression models aren't looking so hot now that ChatGPT can do your entire job while also writing poetry about it!

Content "If someone offers you an amazing opportunity and you're not sure you can do it, say yes - then learn how to do it later." Richard Branson

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Content How big is your data - really? HIT to David Weilman Myriad Genetics Byte of data: one grain of rice Kilobyte: cup of rice Megabyte: 8 bags of rice Gigabyte: 3 container lorries Terabyte: 2 container ships Petabyte: covers Manhattan Exabyte: covers the UK (3 times) Zettabyte: fills the Pacific ocean

The classic code review saga continues! The function claims to check if something is a valid number, but instead uses a regex that would make ancient monks weep. Meanwhile, the reviewer's profound feedback? "add period" to the comment. Because clearly, proper punctuation is what's going to save this regex abomination from summoning demons in production. Seven years of computer science education and a decade of experience just to argue about periods in comments while that regex sits there like a ticking time bomb. Priorities!

The classic "programming as addiction" metaphor taken to its logical extreme. Someone casually admits they started with Python at parties before spiraling into PHP development in questionable environments. Then a dealer shows up offering binary code like it's street drugs. The perfect encapsulation of how programmers talk about their craft like it's an illicit habit. "I'm clean now but every so often I get the itch..." Yeah, sure buddy. We all know you've got a mechanical keyboard hidden in your closet.