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Most Useful Languages To Learn In 2025

Programming languages Cpp Language confusion Human languages 2025 predictions

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1 year ago 543,643 views 0 shares

Most Useful Languages To Learn In 2025

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Ah, the classic programmer identity crisis. Someone asked for the most useful programming languages for 2025 and got Swift, C++, Go, and JavaScript mixed in with French, Japanese, Arabic, and German. Guess the algorithm can't tell the difference between talking to computers and talking to humans. Probably trained on Stack Overflow comments where both are equally incomprehensible. At least they didn't recommend COBOL - that would've been a real sign of AI hallucination.

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