Most Useful Languages To Learn In 2025

Programming languages Cpp Language confusion Human languages 2025 predictions

Programming Javascript AI Golang C++

5 months ago 262,684 views 0 shares

Most Useful Languages To Learn In 2025

programming-languages-memes, swift-memes, cpp-memes, javascript-memes, golang-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Ah, the classic programmer identity crisis. Someone asked for the most useful programming languages for 2025 and got Swift, C++, Go, and JavaScript mixed in with French, Japanese, Arabic, and German. Guess the algorithm can't tell the difference between talking to computers and talking to humans. Probably trained on Stack Overflow comments where both are equally incomprehensible. At least they didn't recommend COBOL - that would've been a real sign of AI hallucination.

More Like This

I think the budget went into the home screen.

Programming

3 years ago 28.1K views 0 shares

I think the budget went into the home screen. | password-memes, email-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Forgot Password? Type your email below and we'll tell you your password. Submit That email exists. The password for it is amB8GGWOd5eDYj!WA11

One more week to go. I miss my work buddies.

Programming

1 year ago 36.2K views 0 shares

One more week to go. I miss my work buddies. | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Available Out of Office. Offline.

How are students in Indian colleges taught programming?

Programming

4 years ago 30.6K views 0 shares

How are students in Indian colleges taught programming? | programming-memes, code-memes, program-memes, IT-memes, comment-memes, indian-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Answer written Education 12 Mar How are students in Indian colleges taught programming? Anuja Arun, Live life 68.4k Views Happend with my friend: Q: write a program to display current time My friend wrote a code to display 11.00 am (hardcoded text) Called the teacher at 10.59 am Ran the code and it showed 11.00 am at 11.00 am Result: Pass Written 12 Mar View Upvotes Upvoted 4.2k Downvote Comments 25 Share 16

Meet Keith: The Unofficial C++ Mascot

Programming C++ Debugging

5 months ago 318.3K views 1 shares

Meet Keith: The Unofficial C++ Mascot

Ah, the infamous "Keith the Rat" - C++'s unofficial mascot that perfectly embodies memory management in the language. Just like Keith is missing a limb, your program is probably missing proper pointer cleanup. The joke satirizes C++'s reputation for being powerful yet dangerous - where one wrong move with pointers can blow your application's leg clean off. And much like this diseased rodent, legacy C++ codebases often carry the infections of technical debt that nobody wants to touch. The attribution to Richard Stallman adds an extra layer of programming in-joke, as he's the GNU/free software crusader who would absolutely hate being associated with this monstrosity. Memory leaks, undefined behavior, and segmentation faults send their regards!

If Score >= 85 print passed endif . If score

Programming

1 year ago 27.5K views 0 shares

If Score >= 85 print passed endif . If score <= 85 print failed endif | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Your Score 85 You FAILEDPASSED the Exam Required Score 85 ProgrammerHumor.

Whats Your Address

Programming

1 year ago 43.9K views 0 shares

whatsYourAddress | loc-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content What is your address? No, your local address? I mean, your physical address! 157.42.20.132 127.0.0.1 00:A0:C9:4F:73:2E