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Content Post SwiftOnSecurity SwiftOnSecurity Subscribe I work in IT but I actually have no idea why software developers are in demand. What the hell do all these people even do? There are like 8 websites. 4:20 12 Apr 24 91.1K Views 70 Reposts 19 Quotes 1,592 Likes 154 Bookmarks 17 SwiftOn Security SwiftOnSecurity 4h Replying to SwiftOnSecurity I have never found a problem that can't be solved with Microsoft Access. Software developers are scamming everybody by just making everything look difficult. These people spend more time on their build chains and python environment than doing anything that benefits humanity. Q14 1712 371 1 16.8K SwiftOnSecurity SwiftOnSecurity 4h The biggest scam about programmers is they barely program! They have these cheatsheets they pass around called "libraries" where the good programmers have already made the important stuff, and the normal ones just chain it together! Most of the code they run isn't theirs! 15 1725 436 la 18.7K

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Content About Us: We're a stealth startup on the verge of launching an innovative mobile app on iOS, Android and a web applicationplatform. Our app is built on a modern tech stack, and we're looking for a highly-skilled mobile developer to join as a founding team member. This is an opportunity to be part of something big from the ground up. The Role: As the Founding Mobile Developer, you will take ownership of the entire mobile development process, from architecture and coding to deployment and maintenance. You'll work closely with the founders to shape the product and bring it to market. What You'll Do: Design, develop, and maintain the mobile app on both iOS and Android platforms. Collaborate with cross-functional teams to define, design, and ship new features. Ensure the performance, quality, and responsiveness of applications. Identify and fix bugs, and continuously improve the app's performance. Stay up-to-date with new mobile technology trends, frameworks, and tools. Required Skills: iOS Development: Strong experience with Swift and Xcode. Android Development: Expertise in Java and Android Studio. Knowledge of RESTful APIs and integration of third-party libraries and APIs. Experience with version control (Git, GitHub). Familiarity with mobile UIUX standards and design patterns. Ability to debug and optimize app performance for efficiency. Bonus Skills (Nice to Have): Experience with Kotlin for Android or Obiective-C for iOS. Experience with cross-platform frameworks like React Native or Flutter. Knowledge of cloud services (AWS, Firebase, etc.). Understanding of DevOps and continuous integration tools (Jenkins, GitLab CI). What We're Looking For: A proactive, problem-solving mindset and an entrepreneurial spirit. Strong attention to detail and a passion for building seamless user experiences. Ability to work independently and as part of a small team in a fast-paced startup environment. Willingness to wear multiple hats and tackle various challenges as we scale. Compensation: Equity-Based: Compensation is in the form of equity until we launch and begin generating revenue, after which a salary will be provided

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Content iDK SCR Saga kevinkaywho Found a job opening that requires 8 years of Swift experience. Swift is a programming language that came out 3 years ago. 81817, 2:05 PM

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