Boys Will Be Swifties

Content Dhanush N DhanushXen HTML - for structure CSS - for style Javascript - for fun React - for work C - for dinosaurs C-for college Swift - for UI Ruby - for rails Query - for legacy Python - for science Typescript - for safety Java - for 3 billion devices 8:29 AM 02 Jul 21 ZIappo.com 603 Retweets 58 Quote Tweets 3,062 Likes 17 ProdrammerHumor.io

Content 3rd Software Engineer Cybersecurity ... Follow 1d G Software Engineers need to be held accountable for the code they write... Too many people are careless in this industry. I think a lot of the problems regarding quality and security would be mitigated by swift legal action. If there was a real risk of being thrown in prison or sued, I imagine people would be more likely to test their code before they ship it to end users. It is not okay to be bad at your job, some mistakes should not be made. C66 55 147 comments 1 repost Like Comment Repost Send

Someone discovered the perfect naming convention: just slap celebrity names onto your files based on their extension. Got a JSON file? Call it Dwayne Johnson. YAML? That's Lamine Yamal (the soccer prodigy). Batch script? Obviously Lim Bat. Markdown becomes Mahfud MD, binary is Mr. Bin, Python is Pewdiepie, Java is Raja (probably some Bollywood reference), Swift is Taylor Swift, and TypeScript is YNTK.ts. The sheer commitment to finding a celebrity for every file extension is honestly impressive. Your code reviewer is gonna have a field day trying to figure out why they're importing functions from "pewdiepie.py" in the pull request. Good luck explaining to your tech lead that the build failed because "taylor.swift" has a syntax error. This is what happens when developers get too creative with their file naming. Next thing you know, someone's gonna start a whole framework around this and we'll all be forced to name our files after the Kardashians.

The evolution of developer excitement is directly proportional to app bloat. Swift? Meh. PyQt? Getting interesting. Electron at 300MB? Now we're talking! Electron at 700MB? Mind-blown! But that 7MB installer that downloads a 700MB Electron app? Pure ecstasy. Remember when we used to optimize for performance? Now we're just wrapping web browsers in desktop shells and calling it innovation. The best part is watching product managers celebrate "small installer size" while conveniently forgetting about the bandwidth-crushing download that follows. Peak software engineering of our time.

Content Abby Fuller abbyfuller 2d you're an engineer? prove it. name every computer ever. 457 17 572 4,989 Richard twitchard Replying to abbyfuller and SwiftOnSecurity for (let i O; i computers.length; i) computers il.name 'ever' 5:31 am 20 Feb 20 Twitter for iPhone 22 Retweets 544 Likes ProarammerHumor.io

Content Your friend wants to learn to program. What language do you recommend? A. JavaScript B. Java (includes Kotlin) C. Ruby D. Python E. C F. Go G. CC H. Swift 1. PHP 9:48 pm 12 Oct 20 Twitter for iPhone 3 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 53 Likes 17 thepoosh lepoosh 13h Replying to donnfelker the question is always "what do you want to do with it?" if it's apps, SwiftJava if it's websites (front and back) javascript if it's data science probably python if it's government C if I hate him PHP