Boys Will Be Swifties

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Boys Will Be Swifties

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The classic programming double entendre strikes again. When someone says they're a "Swiftie," there's a critical ambiguity - are they obsessed with Taylor Swift's latest breakup anthem or do they spend their nights wrestling with optionals and protocols in Apple's programming language? The reptilian part of the brain wearing that t-shirt clearly expected the former, only to discover he's talking to someone who builds iOS apps for a living. Happens to the best of us. Next time just ask if they prefer "Shake It Off" or "guard let" statements.

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