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That moment when your codebase is held together by duct tape and prayers, but you keep adding more tape instead of rebuilding the foundation. The Senior Dev has finally had enough of your if/else spaghetti monster and temporary fixes that somehow lasted 3 years. Every programmer knows the temptation of the quick fix - "I'll just add this one exception case" turns into twenty nested conditionals that nobody understands anymore. Meanwhile, the tech debt grows stronger than Heisenberg's empire. Time to break the cycle and actually fix the architecture... right after this one last workaround.

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The family tree of code maintenance! Someone's friend learned COBOL (that ancient language from the 60s still powering banks and government systems) only to inherit a codebase last touched by his actual mother in the 90s. Talk about biological inheritance vs programming inheritance! While OOP enthusiasts would expect to extend a parent class with new methods, this poor soul got literal parental legacy code instead. The real inheritance tax is maintaining your mom's spaghetti code from the Reagan era. Bet those family dinners get awkward when he asks about the lack of documentation.

This is Obsidian's way of saying "Are you really sure you want to enter the Hotel California of text editors?" The Vim confirmation dialog is basically the digital equivalent of those warning signs before roller coasters that say "People with heart conditions should not ride." Obsidian knows once you enter Vim mode, there's a 90% chance you'll be frantically Googling "how to exit vim" in about 30 seconds. That red warning text might as well say "Abandon hope all ye who enter here" because nothing says user-friendly like an editor where the most searched command is how to quit the damn thing. It's the text editor equivalent of a relationship status: "It's complicated."

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