It's All LLVM?

Programming languages Language design Compilation Compilers Machine code Llvm Developer existentialism Code abstraction

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2 months ago 171,649 views 0 shares

It's All LLVM?

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The existential crisis moment when you realize all those fancy programming languages (Ada, F#, Rust, Zig, Swift, C) are just elaborate facades for LLVM! Your entire coding career has been a lie—you've been writing glorified LLVM IR with extra steps. That beautiful syntax you've been obsessing over? Just syntactic sugar before the compiler dragon devours it all and spits out the same machine code. Next you'll tell me my mechanical keyboard is just a fancy input device!

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