Why Can I Overload ⚔️ As An Operator But Not 💗?

Oh sweet merciful heavens, the DRAMA of frontend debugging! 😱 One minute you're drowning in a sea of "UNRELIABLE" debugging tools that crash, freeze, or just flat-out LIE to your face... and the next you're desperately clinging to console.log() like it's the last lifeboat on the Titanic! The sheer AUDACITY of modern frameworks promising sophisticated debugging while we're all just cavemen shouting variables into the void! Console.log is the duct tape of web development—primitive, unsophisticated, but THE ONLY THING THAT NEVER BETRAYS YOU when Chrome DevTools decides to have an existential crisis!

First the cute anime kid begs you to stop scrolling, then hits you with that deadpan stare and the cold hard truth: "Stop using JavaScript on Server." Look, I've been around since jQuery was hot stuff. Node.js showed up and suddenly everyone's running JavaScript on servers like it's a good idea. Ten years and 47 npm vulnerabilities later, we're still pretending this language designed to validate form fields should run our entire backend infrastructure. The kid's right. Sometimes you need a strongly typed intervention from a cartoon toddler to snap out of your JavaScript Stockholm syndrome.

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The diagram perfectly captures the infinite loop of developer optimism. You start with a brilliant idea, immediately create a new GitHub repo, then excitedly tell everyone in Slack how you're "revolutionizing" something. Then... straight back to having another idea without ever writing a single line of actual code. It's the software development equivalent of buying gym equipment in January that becomes an expensive clothes hanger by February. The only thing missing is the 3am caffeine-fueled README.md that promises features you haven't even conceptualized yet.

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