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The git diff shows Firefox quietly removing their FAQ entry that promised "Nope. Never have, never will" regarding selling personal data. Nothing says "trust us with your privacy" like deleting the promise that you'd protect it! Looks like the fox might be heading to the same data-selling farm where all those other browsers went. Pour one out for the last non-Chrome browser that pretended to care.

The sweet irony of cybersecurity education! You spend hours coding a sophisticated dictionary attack algorithm, feeling like a hacker genius as you crack the password... only to discover the password is literally "password". It's that moment when you realize your professor set you up for the perfect facepalm. The classic security paradox: the most sophisticated attacks are often defeated by the most embarrassing implementation choices. Somewhere, a senior developer is nodding knowingly while updating their password from "password" to "password1".

Corporate espionage at its finest. Imagine hiring developers from your competitor only to discover they've been secretly committing garbage code to your repos. The anime facepalm perfectly captures that moment when you realize the "talent acquisition" was actually a Trojan horse operation. The Japanese "計画" (keikaku) in the title translates to "plan" - a nod to the classic anime meme "all according to keikaku," because nothing says strategic sabotage like unnecessarily using Japanese terms in your evil plotting.

Remember when search engines actually searched instead of showing you 47 ads, 12 shopping suggestions, and 3 AI-generated blog posts before your actual results? The irony of "technological improvements" is that they've optimized for everything except what users want. Modern search algorithms have reached peak efficiency—at selling you stuff you didn't ask for. It's like asking your GPS for directions and getting a 2-minute unskippable lecture about nearby restaurants before it tells you to turn right. The "Don't Be Evil" mantra aged about as well as Internet Explorer 6 running on Windows ME.

YouTube's bizarre priority system in action. Ignores the hellscape of AI misinformation, CP bots, and scam ads with a casual shrug. But spot an AdBlock user? Suddenly it's DEFCON 1 with spotlights and sirens. Classic corporate security theater - ignore the house fire but chase down the guy who didn't pay for the premium garden hose upgrade.

When a site tells you "your new password can't be the same as your old password," they're supposed to be comparing hashed values, not storing your actual password in plaintext. If they know what your old password was , they've already failed Security 101. The fact that a Fortune 500 company did this is like finding out your bank keeps everyone's money in a shoebox under the receptionist's desk. Ten years in tech and I'm still amazed at how many multi-billion dollar companies can't figure out basic password security.