The Evolution Of Piracy

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That 6900 XT isn't running hot. It's practically achieving nuclear fusion. At 93°C minimum and 95°C max, this GPU is doubling as a space heater, toaster, and potentially a small sun. The best part? The system tray showing 42°C CPU temp like it's perfectly normal to have your graphics card operating at temperatures that could cook an egg. Somewhere, a data center admin is having heart palpitations just looking at this.

Spent $300 on 32GB of RAM just to run a PlayStation 2 emulator that originally worked on a console with 32MB. That's the tech equivalent of buying a Ferrari to drive to the mailbox. But hey, at least Chrome can finally handle more than three tabs without having an existential crisis.

Junior devs gasping for air while being forced to learn Visual Basic 6.0 is the tech equivalent of waterboarding. Nothing prepares you for the existential crisis of maintaining code from the Clinton administration. The senior dev dangling that mudskipper of knowledge is just thinking "If I had to suffer through this nightmare in 2003, so do you." Legacy code: where dreams and modern programming practices go to die.

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