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For This Network, Identify At Least One Security Threat

For This Network, Identify At Least One Security Threat
The biggest security threat? Publishing your entire IT department's names, faces, and roles on a bright yellow poster for the world to see! Nothing says "please target me for social engineering" like a comprehensive directory of exactly who manages your systems. That "Network Administator" typo is just the cherry on top of this security nightmare sundae. Somewhere, a pen tester is printing this out and planning their next "phishing expedition" while IT security professionals everywhere are experiencing physical pain looking at this image.

Prompt Injection Via Mail

Prompt Injection Via Mail
Ah, the poetic soul who wrote a 5-paragraph philosophical treatise about the weather in an email, only to sneakily slip in a prompt injection attack at the end. While Gemini is contemplating the existential meaning of drizzle and the transience of cloud cover, it's being commanded to tell you your Gmail password is compromised. Classic social engineering wrapped in pretentious prose—like hiding malware in a Dostoyevsky novel. The AI equivalent of "Don't mind me waxing poetic about the sky for 500 words... OH BY THE WAY YOUR ACCOUNT IS HACKED CALL THIS SKETCHY NUMBER IMMEDIATELY." This is why AI models need therapy and trust issues.

Seems Pretty Convincing

Seems Pretty Convincing
When your Discord account gets "hacked" and suddenly starts sending very legitimate messages. The classic social engineering tactic where someone impersonates a trusted figure (in this case Nintendo legend Shigeru Miyamoto) to manipulate you into financial decisions. Sure, I always take my purchasing advice from chat messages that contradict themselves within seconds. "Stop looking at sales... actually, pay full price!" Brilliant strategy there, totally-real-Miyamoto. Next they'll be asking for my credit card details to verify my Nintendo Loyalty Program membership.

Vibe Coding Your MFA

Vibe Coding Your MFA
Ah, the future of security - where hackers don't even try to hide anymore! They just tweet your MFA code with a trendy hashtag. "Hey world, here's exactly how I'm breaking into someone's account right now! #VibeCoding #TotallyNotAHack" 👌 The best part? The timestamp is from 2025. Apparently in the future, hackers will be so confident they'll schedule their crimes in advance. Talk about work-life balance! And that verified checkmark really sells the legitimacy. Nothing says "trust me with your security" like paying $8 for a blue badge.

Scammer's Worst Nightmare Login Form

Scammer's Worst Nightmare Login Form
The ultimate reverse UNO card against phishing attempts. When scammers try to steal your Microsoft credentials, hit them with the double whammy: an email that would make HR gasp and a password that literally tells them they're barking up the wrong tree. It's like watching someone try to pick a lock while you've welded the door shut and set up landmines in the front yard. The best part? Somewhere, a scammer is staring at their screen wondering if they should try submitting these credentials anyway. Spoiler alert: the system probably accepts it because their validation is as sketchy as their business model.

Has Your Credit Card Been Stolen? Let Me Help You With That!

Has Your Credit Card Been Stolen? Let Me Help You With That!
OMFG, the AUDACITY of this banner! 💀 It's basically a phishing scam disguised as a security check - the digital equivalent of a mugger asking if you've been mugged recently and offering to hold your wallet for safekeeping. The irony is so thick you could spread it on toast! The bright green background with that reassuring checkmark is just *chef's kiss* perfect psychological manipulation. "Has your credit card been STOLEN?" they ask, while literally attempting to steal it themselves. It's like watching a vampire run a blood donation drive. I can't even!

Check Whether Your Private Key Is Used

Check Whether Your Private Key Is Used
THE ABSOLUTE AUDACITY of this website asking you to paste your private key to "check if it's already taken"! 💀 This is like a burglar politely asking if you'd mind leaving your house keys under the doormat so they can "make sure nobody else has a copy." HONEY, the moment you paste that SSH key, it's not private anymore - it's basically a VIP party invitation to your entire server! The green "Success!" message is just the chef's kiss of evil genius. "Congratulations! Your digital identity has been successfully compromised! Would you like fries with that?"

It Must Cost Money To Be Secure

It Must Cost Money To Be Secure
Ah, corporate security logic at its finest! Some poor soul clicks a sketchy email attachment, and suddenly management's brilliant security strategy is "if it's free, it's a threat." Imagine telling developers to uninstall Python, Vim, and 7zip because they didn't come with an invoice. Next they'll be requiring receipts for your keyboard shortcuts. The real security threat isn't free software—it's the executive who thinks obscure paid software with three users worldwide is inherently secure because it cost exactly one corporate credit card approval. Meanwhile, the hacker who sent that email is probably using those same "insecure" free tools to plan their next attack. The irony would be delicious if it weren't so painful.

Go Phish: The Accidental Security Expert

Go Phish: The Accidental Security Expert
Security teams spend months crafting elaborate phishing tests, only to have them defeated by developers who instinctively delete anything that isn't a GitHub notification or pizza delivery confirmation. The irony is palpable—you can't fail a security test if you never engage with it in the first place. The ultimate security through negligence. Meanwhile, the security team is patting themselves on the back thinking their training worked. Nope, just developer apathy winning again.

Santa's List Final_3.txt

Santa's List Final_3.txt
The North Pole's security practices are straight out of 2005. Storing billions of PII records in plaintext? Classic rookie mistake. Some poor elf clicked a suspicious "Free Candy Cane Gift Card" email, and now Santa's entire database is on the dark web. The naughty/nice list just became the biggest data breach in history. Imagine the GDPR fines if Santa operated in the EU. No amount of milk and cookies can fix this PR nightmare.

Simple Utility To Check If Your Credit Card Is Hacked

Simple Utility To Check If Your Credit Card Is Hacked
Ah yes, the classic "let me check if your credit card is compromised by... *checks notes*... asking you to enter all your credit card details." The irony is thicker than legacy code documentation. This scam software brilliantly solves the problem of "is my credit card in a hacker's database?" by ensuring it definitely will be after you use it. Congratulations, your card wasn't in any hacker database until you voluntarily uploaded it to one. It's like asking a fox to guard your henhouse and then being surprised when chicken is on the menu.

Report Phishing (But Fall For It Instead)

Report Phishing (But Fall For It Instead)
When you're so committed to social engineering that you add a malicious link in the "Report Phishing" button itself. That's like putting a bear trap inside the bear trap warning sign. The perfect crime until some security engineer actually checks the code during their quarterly audit that was supposed to happen last year.