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The Price Of A Free iPhone

The Price Of A Free iPhone
Nothing says "I love my team" like being the reason everyone has to drag themselves to a mandatory 7 AM security training. That coworker who can't resist the shiny "FREE IPHONE" bait is the same person who probably uses "password123" for their bank account. The cat's face perfectly captures the collective disdain of an entire IT department that now has to explain for the 47th time why you shouldn't enter your credentials on random pop-ups. The sunrise isn't beautiful—it's just the cruel reminder that you're awake at an ungodly hour because Dave from accounting thought he was special enough to be randomly selected for a free $1200 phone.

Bulletproof Malicious Email Test

Bulletproof Malicious Email Test
Oh. My. GOD! The AUDACITY of IT departments thinking I'm going to waste precious seconds of my life clicking on their little "test" phishing emails! 💅 Honey, I've evolved beyond your security theater—I'm not clicking suspicious links because I'm not clicking ANY links! My inbox is basically a digital cemetery where emails go to DIE. Can't fail the security test if you never open your mail in the first place! *hair flip* It's called EFFICIENCY, sweetheart!

What's Your Identity Theft Name?

What's Your Identity Theft Name?
Nothing says "cybersecurity expert" like revealing your email password to generate a cool hacker name! Next up: protect your Bitcoin with your mother's maiden name and the street you grew up on. The perfect security strategy for those who think "Matrix background = elite hacking skills." This is basically every tech-illiterate movie producer's idea of how hacking works. Just type faster and wear a hoodie!

Phishing Attack Immunity Through Digital Hermitage

Phishing Attack Immunity Through Digital Hermitage
The ultimate security strategy: complete email avoidance. While companies spend thousands on phishing awareness training, this genius discovered the impenetrable defense—never checking emails at all. Can't fail a phishing test if you're living in digital isolation! Your IT security team hates this one weird trick. Meanwhile, the boss is proudly shaking hands with someone who's not avoiding phishing emails through skill, but through sheer negligence of basic job responsibilities. Task failed successfully!

When Phishers Can't Spell Microsoft

When Phishers Can't Spell Microsoft
Nothing says "legitimate email" like a password reset from r nicrosoft.com. Phishing scammers putting the "R" in "Really bad at impersonation" since forever. The yellow highlight is basically screaming "Hey look, I'm totally not suspicious at all!" Pro tip: if Microsoft can't spell their own domain name, they probably can't fix your password either.

They Are Phishing

They Are Phishing
Ah, the rare sighting of computers in their natural aquatic environment! What we're witnessing here is a classic case of hardware returning to the wild. These vintage machines aren't just taking a swim—they're phishing , the pun being the perfect blend of "fishing" and "phishing" (those malicious attempts to steal your credentials that flood your inbox daily). Those old beige boxes have finally escaped the corporate cubicles where they spent decades processing TPS reports, only to end up in this swampy retirement home. Honestly, still better working conditions than most IT departments I've seen. Nature is healing. The computers are returning to the water. Next time your IT guy says "have you tried turning it off and on again," just throw it in the nearest pond instead.

Back To The Job Hunt

Back To The Job Hunt
The modern tech job hunt: excitement, followed by crushing disappointment. You think you've landed that perfect senior role after weeks of interviews, only to discover it's just another sophisticated phishing attempt to steal your identity. The real technical interview was the social engineering test you failed. Next time maybe try asking the "recruiter" to reverse a binary tree on the whiteboard first.

For This Network, Identify At Least One Security Threat

For This Network, Identify At Least One Security Threat
The biggest security threat? Publishing your entire IT department's names, faces, and roles on a bright yellow poster for the world to see! Nothing says "please target me for social engineering" like a comprehensive directory of exactly who manages your systems. That "Network Administator" typo is just the cherry on top of this security nightmare sundae. Somewhere, a pen tester is printing this out and planning their next "phishing expedition" while IT security professionals everywhere are experiencing physical pain looking at this image.

Prompt Injection Via Mail

Prompt Injection Via Mail
Ah, the poetic soul who wrote a 5-paragraph philosophical treatise about the weather in an email, only to sneakily slip in a prompt injection attack at the end. While Gemini is contemplating the existential meaning of drizzle and the transience of cloud cover, it's being commanded to tell you your Gmail password is compromised. Classic social engineering wrapped in pretentious prose—like hiding malware in a Dostoyevsky novel. The AI equivalent of "Don't mind me waxing poetic about the sky for 500 words... OH BY THE WAY YOUR ACCOUNT IS HACKED CALL THIS SKETCHY NUMBER IMMEDIATELY." This is why AI models need therapy and trust issues.

Seems Pretty Convincing

Seems Pretty Convincing
When your Discord account gets "hacked" and suddenly starts sending very legitimate messages. The classic social engineering tactic where someone impersonates a trusted figure (in this case Nintendo legend Shigeru Miyamoto) to manipulate you into financial decisions. Sure, I always take my purchasing advice from chat messages that contradict themselves within seconds. "Stop looking at sales... actually, pay full price!" Brilliant strategy there, totally-real-Miyamoto. Next they'll be asking for my credit card details to verify my Nintendo Loyalty Program membership.

Vibe Coding Your MFA

Vibe Coding Your MFA
Ah, the future of security - where hackers don't even try to hide anymore! They just tweet your MFA code with a trendy hashtag. "Hey world, here's exactly how I'm breaking into someone's account right now! #VibeCoding #TotallyNotAHack" 👌 The best part? The timestamp is from 2025. Apparently in the future, hackers will be so confident they'll schedule their crimes in advance. Talk about work-life balance! And that verified checkmark really sells the legitimacy. Nothing says "trust me with your security" like paying $8 for a blue badge.

Scammer's Worst Nightmare Login Form

Scammer's Worst Nightmare Login Form
The ultimate reverse UNO card against phishing attempts. When scammers try to steal your Microsoft credentials, hit them with the double whammy: an email that would make HR gasp and a password that literally tells them they're barking up the wrong tree. It's like watching someone try to pick a lock while you've welded the door shut and set up landmines in the front yard. The best part? Somewhere, a scammer is staring at their screen wondering if they should try submitting these credentials anyway. Spoiler alert: the system probably accepts it because their validation is as sketchy as their business model.