The Art Of Selective Documentation Retention

Corporate Unit testing Compliance bugs documentation Developer life Code quality Technical debt

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The Art Of Selective Documentation Retention

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The classic corporate security theater in action! One dev tells another to "destroy all sensitive documents" and gets a reassuring "gotcha" in response. But what does our blue-tie hero actually destroy? The unit test report! Because who needs evidence of failing tests when you can just shred the evidence? It's the digital equivalent of sweeping bugs under the rug—except the rug is a paper shredder and the bugs are now "undocumented features." Security compliance: technically achieved.

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