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Discord recently rolled out a new age verification system requiring users to upload government-issued IDs to access certain servers and features. The platform claims it's for "protecting children" and "privacy," but the irony is thick enough to deploy to production. Nothing says "we care about your privacy" quite like asking users to hand over the most sensitive form of identification to a company that's had its share of data breaches and security incidents.
The desperation in the repeated "bro please" perfectly captures how Discord is basically begging users to trust them with documents that could enable identity theft if leaked. It's like asking someone to give you the keys to their house so you can protect them from burglars. The cognitive dissonance is real: upload your most private document so we can ensure your privacy. Classic tech company logic right there.
