User data Memes

Ah, the classic corporate "transparency" move. Some Japanese website creates a seemingly helpful tool for home buyers to avoid noisy neighborhoods, but the real punchline? They're straight-up admitting they've been eavesdropping on everyone through their phones. That map isn't a public service—it's a confession wrapped in a feature. "Hey, we've been spying on you for years, but look at this cool heat map we made with all your private conversations!" The tech industry's version of "I've been stealing your mail for years, but I made you a nice collage with all the photos I found."