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For Profit Company

For Profit Company
OpenAI trying to patch the massive leak in their server costs with ads is peak tech company energy. They're out here burning through cash faster than a GPU farm on full load, watching those cloud bills stack up like a memory leak nobody wants to fix. The Flex Tape meme format is *chef's kiss* here. Sure, you've got infrastructure costs that could fund a small country's GDP, but slap some ads on it and call it a business model. Nothing says "we're totally sustainable" like desperately monetizing your product after promising to democratize AI. Remember when they were "open" AI? Good times. Now they're just another company discovering that training models on the entire internet isn't exactly cheap, and VCs eventually want their money back.

Concurrently, Microsoft...

Concurrently, Microsoft...
JavaScript and Java are having a nice, civilized conversation while Microsoft casually ignores them to flirt with TypeScript and C#. The absolute AUDACITY! Like watching your friend ditch you mid-sentence to talk to their new besties. Microsoft really said "sorry kids, I've moved on to greener pastures" and left the OG languages on read. The irony? Microsoft literally OWNS TypeScript (they created it) and has been pushing C# for decades. They're not even trying to hide their favoritism anymore. It's giving "sorry I can't hear you over the sound of my superior type systems" energy.

Anti Gravity

Anti Gravity
Google really said "let's revolutionize coding with AI!" and then proceeded to create the most EXHAUSTING onboarding experience known to humankind. You're hyped, you download it, and suddenly you're trapped in authentication hell—three login attempts like you're trying to break into Fort Knox. Then BAM, rate limited after 5 prompts because apparently Google thinks you're trying to speedrun the singularity. And the cherry on top? Rumors swirling that Google's own engineers aren't even allowed to use their own creation. The absolute BETRAYAL. So naturally, you crawl back to VS Code with your tail between your legs, defeated by corporate bureaucracy once again. Sometimes the old reliable just hits different.

The Internet's Precarious Tower Of Dependencies

The Internet's Precarious Tower Of Dependencies
The internet is just a glorified Jenga tower of tech stacked on top of each other. At the very bottom, we've got ASML making the chips that power everything. Then Intel, AMD, and Nvidia making processors while hardware companies like Apple, Dell, and HP build machines around them. The Linux Foundation quietly holds everything up while DNS systems point traffic where it needs to go. Meanwhile, unpaid open source developers are literally carrying the weight of modern digital infrastructure on their backs. AWS and Cloudflare are making billions while V8 and WASM engines power "something happening in the web." And let's not forget Angry Birds flying around Microsoft's chaotic contributions to this technological house of cards. Remember: the next time your app crashes, it's probably because someone removed the wrong block from this precarious tower of dependencies that absolutely nobody fully understands!

Unfortunately Your Role Is Eliminated

Unfortunately Your Role Is Eliminated
When AI takes your job, it doesn't even have the decency to wear a suit. On the left: a tech company coldly announcing layoffs with the classic "unfortunately your role is eliminated" corporate speak. On the right: the culprit - just a neural network equation that probably cost less to run than the CEO's coffee budget. Nothing says "future of work" quite like getting replaced by some Greek letters and summation notation. The real irony? The developers who built these models are probably next on the chopping block. Talk about training your own replacement!

FAANG Is Outdated, Welcome To The GAYMAN Era

FAANG Is Outdated, Welcome To The GAYMAN Era
The tech industry's obsession with acronyms just got an upgrade. Remember when everyone wanted to work at FAANG (Facebook/Meta, Apple, Amazon, Netflix, Google)? Well, throw that resume in the trash. Now we've got GAYMAN – Google, Amazon, Y-combinator (I guess?), Meta, Apple, Nvidia. Because nothing says "I'm tracking the market" like reorganizing the same companies every 6 months into increasingly questionable acronyms. Notice how Netflix got kicked to the curb faster than a junior dev who pushed to production on Friday afternoon. Meanwhile, Nvidia swooped in riding that sweet, sweet AI GPU money train. The circle of tech life continues.

Can't Even Hate On Nvidia For This One

Can't Even Hate On Nvidia For This One
The GPU market in a nutshell: AMD abandons their still-in-production RX 6600 like it's last week's leftovers, while Nvidia's over here giving 12-year-old GTX 750 Ti cards the royal treatment with fresh drivers and game optimizations. It's like watching one parent forget their toddler at the grocery store while the other helps their 30-year-old son with his taxes. No wonder Nvidia's charging kidney prices—they're supporting cards older than some of their customers' children!

AI vs ADHD: The Two Coding Personalities

AI vs ADHD: The Two Coding Personalities
The eternal struggle of modern coding: the AI vibe coder vs. the ADHD vibe coder. On the left, we have the AI-dependent programmer - a sad, corporate bootlicker waiting for ChatGPT to explain basic packages while producing non-functional code that somehow still gets them hired at FAANG companies. Meanwhile, the ADHD coder on the right is living their best chaotic life - dressed like they raided a highlighter factory, confidently hacking together solutions based on "voices in their head" and that one function they glimpsed three weeks ago. Their code might be a ticking time bomb, but at least it has personality . The real genius here? The ADHD coder's superpower of instantaneous StackOverflow garbage collection. Who needs AI when you've mastered the ancient art of copy-paste-and-pray?

Who Needs FAANG When You Have GAYMMAN

Who Needs FAANG When You Have GAYMMAN
Move over FAANG, there's a new tech acronym in town! The meme brilliantly rearranges the logos of Google, Amazon, Y Combinator, Microsoft, Meta (formerly Facebook), Apple, and Nvidia to spell out "GAYMMAN" - the inclusive alternative to those boring corporate ladders everyone's desperately climbing. The tech industry's obsession with prestigious acronyms just got fabulously disrupted. Instead of stressing about getting into those elite FAANG companies (Facebook, Apple, Amazon, Netflix, Google), why not embrace the GAYMMAN lifestyle? Probably has better work-life balance anyway.

FAANG Is Dead, Long Live GAYMAN

FAANG Is Dead, Long Live GAYMAN
Remember when FAANG (Facebook, Apple, Amazon, Netflix, Google) was the cool kids club of tech companies everyone wanted to work for? Well, times change. Now it's GAYMAN - Google, Amazon, Y (probably meant to be Yelp or Y Combinator), Meta (formerly Facebook), Apple, Nvidia. The real joke is how we developers keep creating acronyms for companies that would replace us with an AI in a heartbeat. The irony that Nvidia - the company powering the AI revolution - is now in the club isn't lost on me. Six-figure salaries and free snacks though, so who's complaining?

Microsoft's Five-Step Profit Plan

Microsoft's Five-Step Profit Plan
Microsoft's "brilliant" business strategy exposed! 🧠💰 Step 1: Pay engineers to build something Step 2: Fire those same engineers Step 3: Make the product open source Step 4: Watch the now-unemployed engineers maintain it for free Step 5: Profit The ultimate corporate galaxy brain move - why pay for labor when you can exploit passion projects and community goodwill? Nothing says "we value developers" quite like turning your workforce into unpaid volunteers!

Corporate Branding: From Horses To Developers

Corporate Branding: From Horses To Developers
The savage parallel between livestock branding and corporate swag is painfully accurate. Tech companies hand out logo-plastered backpacks like ranchers brand cattle—turning engineers into walking billboards while creating the illusion of "company culture." The irony? Those backpacks cost $15 to make but somehow appear as line items in the "employee benefits" spreadsheet. Meanwhile, the same companies will reject your pull request because you used tabs instead of spaces.