discord Memes

Legit Programming Nightmare

Legit Programming Nightmare
The true horror isn't monsters under your bed—it's dreaming about your mom writing Lua code in Microsoft Word and then copy-pasting it into online compilers. And somehow this nightmare was so viscerally realistic that your friend thinks you're describing something that actually happened. That's the kind of psychological damage that makes senior devs wake up in cold sweats at 3 AM. The combination of Word's auto-formatting destroying code indentation and a parent discovering programming in the most chaotic way possible? Pure developer trauma fuel.

Working View Bot

Working View Bot
Ah, the accidental genius of modern tech. Discord accidentally created the world's most efficient view bot by making everyone so angry about loot boxes that they're rage-watching the announcement trailer on repeat. Nothing drives engagement like pure, unbridled hatred! The irony is delicious - 156 million views from people saying "please don't do this thing." After two decades in this industry, I've learned that user outrage is the most reliable metric of all. Want engagement? Just announce something terrible.

You Wouldnt Download Kali Linux

youWouldntDownloadKaliLinux | software-memes, computer-memes, linux-memes, web-memes, hacking-memes, ux-memes, agency-memes, discord-memes, machine-memes, version-memes, data-memes, apple-memes, ide-memes, mac-memes, div-memes, wifi-memes, virtual machine-memes, operating system-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content What is on a child's computer? TOg Browser used to access the dark web Virtual Machines can hide operating systems not normally found on the computer- like Kali Linux Kali Linux is an operating system often used for hacking WiFi Pineapple is a bit of kit that can be used to capture sensitive data over the in- ternet O DiSCORD Discord is a popular communication plat- form often used to share hacking tips Metasploit is penetration software that makes hacking simple If you see any of these on their computer, or have a child you think is hacking, let us know so we can give advice and engage them into positive diversions. rccuwest-midlands.pnn.police.uk ROCU TROTONAL ORGANISEO CHIME UNIT Ch NCA National Crime Agency

Stuxnet Got Ported To Linux

stuxnetGotPortedToLinux | linux-memes, ux-memes, program-memes, discord-memes, command-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content What is this program using 50 of my CPU? top - 19:48:35 up 22:55, 1 user, load average: 1.25, 1.89, 2.41 Tasks: 341 total, 1 running, 340 sleeping, O stopped, 0 zombie Cu(s) : 9.1 us, 3.9 sy, 0.0 ni, 85.9 id, 0.4 wa, 0.0 hi, 0.8 si, 0.0 st MiB Mem : 31500.3 total, MiB Swap: 2048.0 total, 10931.6 free, 4405.1 used, 16163.6 buffcache 2048.0 free, 0.0 used. 26423. 1 avail Mem PID USER PR NI VIRT RES SHR S SCPU SMEM TIME COMMAND 37040 worrywo 20 36318 worrywo 20 0 1156.1g 296560 127528 26.0 0.9 0:03.69 stunet 0 1158.2g 502400 146832 S 17.3 1.6 3:47.40 stuxnet 36035 worrywo 20 0 32.8g 523632 254372 S 8.7 1.6 0:49.66 stuxnet 36125 worrywo 20 34311 worrywo 20 0 1157.9g 137740 81308 S 8.7 0.4 1:03.10 stuxnet 46.8g 493720 96312 S 4.7 1.5 3:16.41 discord 1221 root 20 0 1084272 145792 83636 S 4.0 0.5 14:14.00 Xorg 2476 worrywo 20 0 4957924 270644 128480 S 4.0 0.8 29:28.72 cinnamon 34021 worrywo 20 0 1337932 344316 146176 S 2.7 1.1 3:03.73 caribou 37069 worrywo 20 0 545836 43824 33780 S 2.7 0.1 0:00.35 gnome-t 34260 worrywo 20 0 1993024 186400 109784 S 2.0 0.6 1:54.46 steamwe 34230 worrywo 20 0 4136196 382308 303460 S 1.3 1.2 0:40.16 steamwe 37013 worrywo 20 0 1157.9g 113124 84040 S 1.3 0.4 0:00.16 stunet 36074 worrywo 20 32.4g 135012 106688 S 0.7 0.4 0:09.56 stuxnet 874 root 20 32448 root 20 36073 worrywo 20 37282 worrywo 20 0 A 0 0 2812 1160 1072 S 0.3 0.0 0:07.06 acpid A A 0 I 0.3 0.0 0:03.29 kworker 32.8g 215180 141072 S 0.3 0.7 0:52.64 stuxnet 16420 4252 3288 R 0.3 0.0 0:00.03 top

Important question is why does GitHub take that much space?

Important question is why does GitHub take that much space? | discord-memes, git-memes, github-memes, twitter-memes, space-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Why does Twitter take up so much space, elonmusk? hub 11.50GB Twitter 9.52GB Discord 2.01GB WhatsApp 1.31GB

Warning for Parents: Does your kid use any of this softwares ?

Warning for Parents: Does your kid use any of this softwares ? | software-memes, computer-memes, linux-memes, hacking-memes, ux-memes, discord-memes, machine-memes, data-memes, apple-memes, warning-memes, ide-memes, mac-memes, wifi-memes, virtual machine-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content What is on a child's computer? Browser used to access the dark web Virtual Machines can hide operating systems not normally found on the computer- Jike Kali Linux Kali Linux is an operating system often used for hacking 0 WiFi Pineapple is a bit of kit that can be used to capture sensitive data over the in- ternet a DISCORD Discord is a popular communication plat- form often used to share hacking tips Metasploit is penetration software that makes hacking simple If you see any of these on their computer, or have a child you think is hacking, let us know so we can give advice and engage them into positive diversions. rccuwest-midlands.pnn.police.uk

Found this gem on Discord

Found this gem on Discord | python-memes, discord-memes, class-memes, IT-memes, bot-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 1 Define the DriveBot class here! class DriveBot: def innit(self): self.motorspeed 6 self.direction 0 self.sensor range 0 5 90 10 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 robot 1 DriveBot() robot1.motorspeed 5 robot 1.direction 90 robot 1.sensor range 10 print(robot1.motorspeed) print (robot1.direction) print(robot1.sensorrange) Ethan Cloin 11082022 looks like you have a typo in your init method, currently it is too british for python to comprehend 2 2 1

the fireship discord be wild sometimes

the fireship discord be wild sometimes | backend-memes, frontend-memes, discord-memes, sql-memes, postgresql-memes, api-memes, session-memes, postgres-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content (OP) 12232022 7:36 . ... - Backend Skills: Postgresql GoLang API Docker Frontend skills: Framer Motion Next.JS NEXT-AUTH(JWT, Session) Payment Gateway like (Stripe, Paypal) (edited) 11 a Follow

Am I the only one?

Am I the only one? | programmer-memes, program-memes, server-memes, discord-memes, bot-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Normal programmers Me created a discord I created a discord bot to moderate MYbot so Cactually have server for me. someone to talk to.

Discord Uses What

discordUsesWhat | discord-memes, function-memes, api-memes, ide-memes, open source-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 88888888888888888888888888888 ProgrammerHumor in These are the open source libraries we Use to make Discord: is-function invariant is-glob istanbul-api is-lower-case istanbul-lib-coverage is-nunber istanbul-lib-hook is-obj istanbul-lib-instrume is-object istanbul-lib-report is-odd istanbul-lib-source-ma... is-path-cud istanbul-reports is-path-in-cud js-base64 is-path-inside makeerrar VIEW LICENSES 888888888888888888888888888881

Am Idoing This Right

amIDoingThisRight | discord-memes, matlab-memes, network-memes, microsoft-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Processes Name MATLAB R20226 (10) Discord (32 bit) (6) Microsoft Outlook (10) ProarammerHumor.io Status v 14 86 CPU Memory 10.2 7.011.2 MB 0.6 355.9 MB 0 198.2 MB 1 Disk 1.8 MBs 0 MBs 0.1 MBs 0 Network O Mbps 0 Mbps 0 Mbps

I am in desperate need of an upgrade

I am in desperate need of an upgrade | code-memes, stack-memes, stack overflow-memes, try-memes, discord-memes, vs code-memes, windows-memes, overflow-memes, laptop-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content My Windows 7 laptop trying to run VS Code, Spotify, Stack Overflow and Discord simultaneously: made with mematic ProarammerHumor. it