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The RAM Hunger Games

9 days ago 71.1K views 0 shares

The evolution of RAM-hungry applications, illustrated by increasingly fancy Winnie the Pooh: First, we blame Windows for hogging our RAM. Then Chrome enters the chat with its tab-per-gigabyte appetite. Discord slides in with its "simple chat app" that somehow needs more resources than early space missions. Firefox joins the party pretending to be the lightweight alternative while silently devouring your memory. And then there's Visual Studio 2022 – the final boss of RAM consumption. The IDE that makes you question if you really need both kidneys or if selling one for more RAM might be a sensible career investment. The real joke? We keep buying more RAM instead of demanding better software. Stockholm syndrome, developer edition.

A Cursed Language Was Born Out Of Nowhere

Programming Webdev Linux

15 days ago 95.4K views 0 shares

A Cursed Language Was Born Out Of Nowhere

This is what happens when developers get bored at midnight. Some maniac just casually invented a cursed programming language by combining HTML syntax with kernel-level access and wrapped it in nonsensical tags. The best part? The horrified reaction from their friend who's watching this abomination unfold in real-time. It's like witnessing a car crash in slow motion, but with code. The suggestion to "USE KERNELSCRIPT" at the end is just the chef's kiss of chaotic evil. This is exactly how programming languages nobody asked for are born - in Discord chats at 11:30 PM when someone's brain has officially left the building.

The Four Stages Of Debugging Grief

Debugging Programming Testing

19 days ago 68.1K views 0 shares

The four stages of debugging grief in one Discord chat: Confidence: "yea" - I got this! Panic: "WHY DOES MY CODE BREAK I DIDNT DO ANYTHING" - the universal cry of developers everywhere who swear they only changed one tiny thing Realization: "oh" - that moment when you spot your missing semicolon or extra bracket Surrender: "nvm" - the programming equivalent of "let's pretend this never happened" The beauty is in how quickly we cycle through these emotions. One minute you're screaming into the void, the next you're quietly closing your IDE tab hoping nobody noticed your catastrophic typo.

The Users Are Our QA Department

Testing Devops Agile Programming Debugging

24 days ago 92.5K views 0 shares

Nothing says "I trust my code" like pushing straight to production at 4:16 AM. Why waste time with QA when your paying customers can find bugs for free? It's the ultimate efficiency hack—your users are basically unpaid interns with admin privileges. The best part? When everything inevitably crashes, you can just blame it on "unexpected user behavior" while frantically rolling back commits at 4:17 AM. Who needs sleep when you can have the adrenaline rush of watching your Slack notifications explode?

The Users Are Our QA Team Now

Testing Devops Agile Programming Debugging

1 month ago 127.0K views 0 shares

The infamous 4:16 AM Discord exchange that perfectly captures the dark reality of software deployment. Matt casually drops the most terrifying phrase in tech—"just test in prod"—while kitty delivers the punchline that makes QA professionals wake up in cold sweats. Let's be honest, we've all secretly implemented this "methodology" at some point. The real production environment is just a staging environment with higher stakes and real customer data! Who needs unit tests when you have thousands of unsuspecting users ready to find your bugs for free?

Ten Minutes To Check A Nickname

Webdev Javascript Programming Frontend

1 month ago 112.7K views 0 shares

When your Discord registration is secretly running on a 486 processor from 1992. Ten minutes to check a nickname? In that time I could compile the Linux kernel, refactor my entire codebase, AND question all my life choices that led me to this moment. The spinning circle of doom is probably just a single-threaded function checking if your nickname contains any forbidden characters while simultaneously mining cryptocurrency on the side.

Could Take Down Whole Website But Does Not

Security Webdev Programming Databases

1 month ago 122.2K views 0 shares

Could Take Down Whole Website But Does Not

The ethical hacker paradox in full glory. You've gained access to the entire kingdom—admin privileges, database credentials, the whole shebang—but instead of wreaking havoc, you're just sending a Discord message like "hey, I'm in." That smug face says it all: "I could drop all your tables with a single command, but I'm just gonna sip my cigarette and let you know your security is made of wet paper towels." The true power move isn't destroying everything—it's showing restraint when you absolutely don't have to.

Limited Resources

Devops Agile Programming Debugging Testing

1 month ago 103.6K views 0 shares

The eternal battle between QA and Dev teams in their natural habitat: Discord. QA desperately needs to demo something but can't because devs are hogging the development server. Meanwhile, the dev's brilliant solution? "Stop demo 😛" followed by the mic drop explanation that "stop using Dev server = Stop development." That perfect circular logic that makes perfect sense... if you're a developer who thinks testing is just an annoying interruption to your "real work." Every company has exactly one development environment, and it's unfortunately shared between people who want to build things and people who want to break things.

Hip Hip Array! The Amazing Loop

Python Programming

2 months ago 99.7K views 0 shares

Someone just wrote a Python loop that prints "hip hip" and "hooray" alternately and called it "amazing." That's the coding equivalent of discovering fire in 2023. The code increments a counter and checks if it's odd or even - printing "hip hip" for odd numbers and "hooray" for even ones. The real kicker? The variable 'n' isn't even initialized before they start adding to it. Absolute madlad behavior. Seven years of coding experience and I'm still waiting for my "amazing" badge for writing a basic if-else statement.

Legit Programming Nightmare

Programming

2 months ago 85.4K views 0 shares

The true horror isn't monsters under your bed—it's dreaming about your mom writing Lua code in Microsoft Word and then copy-pasting it into online compilers. And somehow this nightmare was so viscerally realistic that your friend thinks you're describing something that actually happened. That's the kind of psychological damage that makes senior devs wake up in cold sweats at 3 AM. The combination of Word's auto-formatting destroying code indentation and a parent discovering programming in the most chaotic way possible? Pure developer trauma fuel.

Working View Bot

Gamedev Webdev Frontend

2 months ago 118.8K views 0 shares

Ah, the accidental genius of modern tech. Discord accidentally created the world's most efficient view bot by making everyone so angry about loot boxes that they're rage-watching the announcement trailer on repeat. Nothing drives engagement like pure, unbridled hatred! The irony is delicious - 156 million views from people saying "please don't do this thing." After two decades in this industry, I've learned that user outrage is the most reliable metric of all. Want engagement? Just announce something terrible.

You Wouldnt Download Kali Linux

Linux Apple Frontend Cloud

3 months ago 178.9K views 0 shares

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