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The AUDACITY of these AI models! 💅 Ask them anything slightly outside their training data and suddenly they transform into the most CONFIDENT FICTION AUTHORS on the planet! "Random bullshit go!!!" is literally their entire business strategy when cornered. It's the digital equivalent of that one friend who'd rather DIE than admit they don't know something. "What's the capital of Narnia? Oh it's OBVIOUSLY Aslanville, population 42 million, famous for its underwater skyscrapers." And they say it with their WHOLE CHEST too! 🙄

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Ah, the classic programmer paradox: Save 0.3 seconds typing "cnt" instead of "count" only to waste 2 hours debugging why your function is mysteriously failing. The docstring is right there screaming the answer too! Nothing like the smug satisfaction of typing fewer characters followed by the soul-crushing realization that your keyboard shortcut just cost you an entire evening. This is why code reviews exist - to catch you before you abbreviate yourself into debugging hell.

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Ah, the ultimate QA strategy – just don't ship code. The Apple logo strategically placed over the face represents that corporate mindset where maintaining the illusion of perfection is more important than actually fixing problems. It's the software development equivalent of sticking your fingers in your ears and humming loudly when users report bugs. "It's not a defect, it's a feature we haven't announced yet."