The name's Bond. Technical Debt Bond. Licensed to deploy untested code directly to production. That "007" isn't just a cool spy number—it's a scoreboard: 0 tests, 0 documentation, and 7 critical vulnerabilities that would make Q have a nervous breakdown. The only thing more dangerous than facing a villain with a laser is maintaining this codebase next week when everyone's forgotten how it works. Shaken, not unit tested.
The Name's Bond, Technical Debt Bond
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