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Programmer 1: *writes simple ternary operator to check if a number is odd or even* Random person: "gator hugger" Programmer 2: "That's JS's ternary operator, python works differently." Programmer 1: *creates unholy abomination that calls JavaScript from Python just to use a ternary operator* This is the equivalent of driving to another country because you prefer their traffic lights. Modern programming is just finding increasingly complex ways to avoid learning syntax differences.

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Ah, the subtle art of variable naming! The code is identical, but the parameters tell the whole story. Regular programmers use boring old bar and baz - the placeholder variables straight from the CS textbook. But those cultured individuals with a Fubuki addiction? They've ascended to boo and kee - because why write functional code when you can inject your VTuber obsession into every line? The function still works exactly the same, but now your code review buddies know EXACTLY what you were watching instead of fixing those bugs. Priorities, people!