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Content When I have to explain the different jobs in IT Software Engineer He writes Coder He writes code Dev Ops Lead Developer Well, he writes code... Erm He writes code! Full Stack Developer Data Engineer He writes code alone Actually he writes code Susadmin Computer Programmer He wri... In fact, we dont really know He writes code too Commitstrio.com

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Content James Schloss LeiosOS 5m What architecture is the vaccine microchip? Can we install GNULinux on it? I can't find anything about it on the Arch wiki. 3 17 4 1 Martin Ristovski ristovskixyz Replying to LeiosOS Well, given the injection point, it's obviously ARM- based. 7:06 PM May 14, 2021 Twitter Web App 1 Retweet 2 Likes

THE AUDACITY! Calculator throws a syntax error, and instead of fixing the problem like a functioning adult, this person just WRITES DOWN "syntax error" in their notebook! 💀 This is the digital equivalent of your car making a weird noise so you just roll down the window and shout "WEIRD NOISE" back at it! Peak problem-solving skills right here, folks! Next time my code crashes I'm just gonna write "segmentation fault" on a Post-it and stick it to my monitor. PROBLEM SOLVED!

Kids these days with their high-speed fiber will never understand the ritual sacrifice of dial-up modems. That unholy symphony of electronic screeching wasn't just noise—it was the sound of digital suffering that granted you access to a blazing 56kbps connection. The modem's death wails were our loading bars, and we liked it that way. Now I just silently connect to WiFi like some kind of barbarian without properly thanking the router gods.

Content When you just declared a variable and the IDE is already complaining about how you haven't used it anywhere: We get there when we get there!