Real Man Ide

ide Hardcore Oldschool development

Programming Debugging Gamedev Vim Physics

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Real Man Ide

vim-memes, programming-memes, ide-memes, hardcore-memes, oldschool-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Ah yes, the ancient stone tablet IDE. Because nothing says "I'm a serious developer" like carving your collision detection algorithms into limestone. Modern IDEs with their "syntax highlighting" and "error detection" are clearly for the weak. Real programmers chisel their bugs directly into rock so they're permanent, just like their technical debt.

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