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Content rAskReddit uglitteredalien 6h NSFW What's your 'better than sex'? Advice 4 52 J 183 A Share SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL Boomshicleafaunda 5h Write code that complies without errors and runs without bugs on my first try. Reply 4 81 J talentlessbluepanda 4h Thad an orgasm just reading that. Reply 4 23 J

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BEHOLD! The retirement plan of the damned! This poor soul has amassed a FORTUNE in just ONE HOUR by saving a penny for each failed compile. That jar is practically OVERFLOWING with coins, which means their code is an absolute dumpster fire of errors! 💸 The sheer AUDACITY to think they'll be retiring by Friday! Honey, at this rate you'll be buying a private island by Wednesday and solving the national debt by Thursday afternoon! Nothing says "I'm a coding disaster" quite like turning your failures into a savings account!

THE ABSOLUTE DESPAIR! You've spent 6 hours debugging that bizarre error, frantically Googling every possible keyword combination, and the ONLY result is some poor soul who posted the EXACT same issue on GitHub four years ago with ZERO replies! Not even a "me too" comment! Just eternal digital tumbleweeds! You're basically Napoleon exiled to programming purgatory, staring at the ocean of unsolvable bugs while your deadline approaches faster than your will to live. Might as well start writing your resignation letter because clearly this bug was created by ancient coding demons specifically to destroy YOUR career!

Content akamaozu Nov '15 My pastor did not allow me to join the python community. He asked me if python is the only programming language in the world or did I voluntarily choose something so demonic. I told him the syntax is very appealing and he got annoyed. He said eve fell for the deceptive nature of a snake and now I'm repeating her failings again. He recommended Javascript because it starts with a J, like Jesus. When I told him it's the only programming language that works in the browser, he told me that it's a sign from God. He has started paying for my lessons to convert languages and I just wanted to come and let those in python's bondage know that there is liberty in Javascript. Repent for the kingdom of God is at hand.