GitHub Age Verification: Adults Only For Memory Management

So cargo watch gets deprecated in Rust and the replacement is bacon . Cool, fine, whatever. But then someone tries to use it with Bun (the JavaScript runtime that's trying to replace Node) and their gherkin—sorry, I mean gerkin , the Cucumber testing framework—starts throwing a fit. The beautiful chaos here is watching someone try to mix Rust tooling with JavaScript tooling while running Chai tests in a runtime that's basically speedrunning the "move fast and break things" philosophy. It's like ordering a bacon cheeseburger but the restaurant gives you a fish sandwich and your pickle is filing a complaint. Welcome to 2024, where we have so many tools that even their names sound like breakfast items and nobody knows what works with what anymore. Just wait until someone tries to run this with Deno and a side of Toast.

That crushing moment when you've spent 3 months building your revolutionary microservice architecture with cutting-edge tech stack, only for your friend to glance at it and say "cool" before asking if you've seen the latest Netflix show. The emotional damage is immeasurable. Your creation—your child —dismissed with the same enthusiasm people reserve for mediocre sandwich choices. Next time I'll just say I've been "watching TV" instead of "rewriting my entire app in Rust because JavaScript hurt my feelings."

This meme is pure programming genius! The top panel shows rejection of Rust (a language literally named after metal oxidation), while the bottom panel shows enthusiastic approval of WD-40 (the famous lubricant that prevents... wait for it... RUST). It's basically saying "Why use a programming language designed to prevent memory errors when you can just spray some lubricant on your code?" The irony is delicious - Rust the language prevents memory "rust," but this programmer would rather use the actual anti-rust spray. Whoever made this clearly has commitment issues with learning new languages and would rather apply a quick fix than adopt proper solutions. Classic programmer procrastination at its finest!

This meme is a hilarious take on the Rust programming language's reputation in the developer community! At the top, we see a beautiful, thriving ecosystem with a C language logo sun shining brightly. Meanwhile, underground there's a dark cave where the Grim Reaper (representing memory safety issues) is filming people worshipping an angry crab with lightning bolts (the Rust mascot/logo). The title "isRustEvil" is playing on the joke that Rust enthusiasts are sometimes viewed as cult-like in their devotion to the language. While C sits above in the established programming world, Rust is portrayed as this underground movement with zealous followers. The meme pokes fun at how some developers view Rust advocates - as if they're part of some strange cult that worships memory safety and ownership principles while demonizing languages like C. The person trying to climb out represents developers trying to escape the "Rust evangelism strike force" that's always telling everyone to rewrite everything in Rust! It's a classic example of programming language tribalism taken to a hilarious extreme. Whether you're a Rust fan or skeptic, you've probably encountered the passionate debates about whether Rust should replace C/C++ in systems programming.

Nothing unites warring factions like a common enemy. Developers from every language and framework—from Rust zealots to JavaScript hipsters, Python snake charmers to C++ masochists—all sitting at the round table of tech, putting aside their holy wars over type safety and memory management to collectively agree: Jira absolutely sucks . And the ultimate act of revenge? Assigning that ticket tracking down why Jira is slow to the CEO who mandated using it in the first place. The circle of corporate karma is complete.

Oh. My. God. The DESCENT into tech purity madness has never been so PERFECTLY captured! 💅 First, you're just an innocent Windows user. Then SUDDENLY you're putting on foundation and diving into Ubuntu because "Windows is bloat" (how dare it have a GUI that works, right?!). But honey, that's just the GATEWAY drug! Before you know it, you're applying full clown makeup and screaming about how even UBUNTU is too mainstream as you frantically install Arch like it's some kind of personality trait! The FINAL transformation? Full rainbow wig, declaring that EVERYTHING is garbage except your precious Rust, which you'll use to rewrite the calculator app that worked perfectly fine before you spent 6 months "optimizing" it. 🤡 The tech elitism to clown pipeline is REAL, people!