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The Situation At Microsoft...

Corporate culture Tech layoffs Satire Layoffs Ceo Yacht life Wealth-inequality

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2 months ago 213,140,373 views 0 shares

The Situation At Microsoft...

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Nothing says "we're all in this together" quite like your CEO posting LinkedIn sympathy while lounging on a yacht in the French Riviera with luxury shopping bags. The classic corporate playbook: announce mass layoffs, talk about "difficult decisions," then immediately get photographed living your best life. The juxtaposition here is *chef's kiss*—thousands of engineers getting their access revoked while the C-suite is out here deciding between Dior and Louis Vuitton. Remember folks, when they say "these are difficult times," they usually mean difficult for YOU, not them. Their stock options are doing just fine, thanks for asking.

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