Code formatting Memes

The holy war that never ends. One dev asks if you use camelCase or PascalCase, and the other responds with the only sane answer: following your team's coding conventions. The first guy is basically that colleague who will die on the hill of their personal style preferences while the rest of us just want the codebase to be consistent so we can go home at a reasonable hour.

THE AUDACITY! Google's ad for Gemini in Android Studio shows code with unclosed parentheses! 😱 This is the programming equivalent of nails on a chalkboard! My eye is twitching, my soul is screaming, and somewhere a compiler is having a nervous breakdown. If you're promoting AI to write code, MAYBE MAKE SURE YOUR SYNTAX IS VALID FIRST?! Even the Android mascot looks embarrassed by this tragic crime against programming humanity. I'm going to need therapy after seeing this syntactical nightmare.

Behold the majestic triangle of nested conditionals—where each layer takes you one get_step() deeper into madness! This magnificent code sculpture starts with a simple function call and then descends through increasingly absurd levels of nesting, creating that beautiful triangular indentation pattern. It's like the developer thought: "Why write a loop when you can create a fractal of if statements?" The real genius is how each return statement has precisely the right number of get_step() calls to match its indentation level. Pure algorithmic poetry—or a cry for help from someone who discovered code folding and decided to test its limits. The "Wedge of Destiny" indeed—because your destiny is to maintain this masterpiece during the 3 AM production outage when you've run out of coffee.

The AUDACITY of proper multi-line comments when single-line comment spam exists! 💅 Who has time for /* */ when you can just absolutely ASSAULT your code with a barrage of // slashes like you're trying to murder your future self's sanity? Nothing says "I'm a chaotic evil developer" quite like turning your codebase into a slash fiction novel. Single-line comment gang RISE UP! ✊