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Bython: The Forbidden Love Child Of Python And Curly Braces

Bython: The Forbidden Love Child Of Python And Curly Braces
The mythical "Bython" – where Python's readability meets curly braces! It's the unicorn language that solves the eternal tabs vs. spaces war by letting you write Python with C-style syntax. The code snippet shows Python's function definition and loops but with those sweet, sweet curly braces instead of whitespace indentation. Seasoned Python devs secretly dream about this. No more broken code because someone mixed tabs and spaces. No more staring at your screen trying to figure out if that's 4 spaces or 3. Just good old trusty braces telling you exactly where blocks begin and end! Ironically, the function still prints "Bython is awesome!" – which is technically true, except Bython doesn't actually exist (yet). It's the programming language equivalent of finding a unicorn that poops rainbows and compiles without errors on the first try.

This Would Be The Best Programming Language Ever

This Would Be The Best Programming Language Ever
OH. MY. GOD. Someone finally solved the great Python indentation crisis! 'Bython' is basically Python wearing braces like it's some kind of Java costume party! 💅 The AUDACITY of creating a preprocessor that translates curly brackets into whitespace is just *chef's kiss*. It's like giving a snake a makeover with jewelry it never asked for! For everyone who's ever spent three hours debugging because of a single misplaced space - your therapy session has arrived in code form! Next they'll be telling us semicolons are optional but recommended "for emotional support." THE DRAMA!

The Great Indentation Rebellion

The Great Indentation Rebellion
Imagine being so traumatized by whitespace that you create an entire preprocessor just to use curly braces. That's peak developer rebellion right there! Python devs who secretly hate indentation finally have their savior—Bython—where they can write Python code with C-style braces while still telling everyone they're Python programmers. It's like wearing a disguise to your own language's party. The irony of printing "Python is awesome!" 10 times in a language specifically created to avoid Python's signature feature is just *chef's kiss*.