indentation Memes

The hard truth nobody wants to admit. You stare at that YAML file for 20 minutes, counting indentation levels, trying to figure out which closing bracket matches which opening one, and questioning your life choices. Meanwhile, JSON just sits there with its clear structure and curly braces, judging you silently. But we keep using YAML because... reasons? Probably the same reasons we still use regex.

When your mom accidentally becomes the harshest code reviewer in existence! Non-technical parents have this supernatural ability to cut through our complex developer egos with brutal simplicity. "Random English words in fancy colors" is basically what our syntax highlighting looks like to outsiders, and the alignment complaint? Pure gold. That's literally what senior devs nitpick about during code reviews! Mom's innate attention to detail would make her the terror of every GitHub pull request. She'd reject your meticulously crafted 3-hour algorithm because your variable names aren't descriptive enough.

OH. MY. GOD. The sheer AUDACITY of these stairs! On the left, we have the beautiful, pristine, PERFECT blueprint with its elegant straight lines. And on the right? The absolute NIGHTMARE that some developer cobbled together while clearly having an existential crisis! This is what happens when you tell the junior dev "just follow the documentation" and then ABANDON THEM IN THE WILDERNESS OF IMPLEMENTATION! The blueprint said "stairs" and they delivered "abstract art installation that might kill someone." It's giving "I coded this at 2am with no code review" energy and I am LIVING for this disaster! The gap between design and reality has never been so hilariously, dangerously wide!

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute MADNESS of using Fibonacci spacing for code indentation! 💀 Like, imagine scrolling through this monstrosity where each level of nesting jumps exponentially further to the right! By the time you hit the 7th level of nesting, your code has practically fallen off the edge of the universe! Your horizontal scroll bar is BEGGING for mercy! This is the coding equivalent of building a staircase where each step is progressively wider than the last until you need a JETPACK to reach the bathroom. Pure chaotic evil masquerading as mathematical elegance!