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Content 7 hours ago 0 applicants Full-time Entry level F 10,001 employees Accounting You have a preferred skill badge Apply Save To qualify for the role, you must have Bachelor's degree in a technical field andor equivalent work experience 10 years of client side JavaScript experience 3 years of Angular experience 7 years of Query experience 7 years of RESTful application development 10 years of HTML5 experience 10 years of CSS experience Familiarity with and the ability to apply Design Patterns A firm grasp of design concepts such as Responsive Design, Progressive Enhancement, Adaptive Rendering, and Minimal Download Strategy Strong understanding on client side performance optimization techniques Experience working in Agile Development Methodologies and frameworks such as SCRUM Strong object oriented design skills and ability to articulate designs using UML diagrams Due to the nature of the effort travel may be required Self-driven to stay abreast of current technology trends

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