Russian Roulette But Make It Python

Content my linkedin profile R, python, javascript, shiny, dplyr, purrr, ditto, ggplot, d3, canvas, spark, sawk, pyspark, sparkly, lodash, lazy, bootstrap, jupyter, vulpix, git, flask, numpy, pandas, feebas, scikit, pm, bayes, h2o.ai, sparkling-water, tensorflow, keras, onyx, ekans, hadoop, scala, unity, metapod, gc, cllc, krebase, neoj, hadoop. I typically ask recruiters to point out which of these are pokemon.

Ah yes, the mythical Python 3.14.0, aka "π-thon." The version mathematicians and programmers have been dreaming of since the dawn of time. Sure, it's coming in 2025... just like my documentation is coming "next sprint." The beautiful convergence of mathematics and programming that will probably break half your dependencies and make the other half contemplate retirement. Worth the wait? Absolutely. Will we survive the migration? Debatable.

Expectation: Crafting a sophisticated holographic globe interface that will revolutionize digital interaction. Reality: Spending 14 hours debugging why your virtual pumpkins won't grow unless you're standing in the exact coordinates (0,0) while frantically Googling "how to optimize nested if statements about fertilizer." The non-programmers in your life think you're building Minority Report interfaces. Meanwhile, you're just trying to figure out why your harvest() function sometimes plants trees instead. Such is the glamorous life of game development.

Content me joining rProgrammerHumor after learning how to do "Hello world!" in python: MUSIC BAND HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW programmers ProarammerHumor is

Content This has been the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever

Content STOP DOING COMPUTER SCIENCE Computers were supposed to solve math, NOT to be programmed C is a LETTER, not a language Wanna print() something? Write it in a PAPER with a PEN "I'm writing a recursive method with threads to optimize the CPU usage in a 0.02" THIS IS A NONSENSICAL STATEMENT MADE BY DERANGED PEOPLE Look at what PROGRAMMERS have been demanding your respect for, after all the led lights we put in their computers: (This is real COMPUTER SCIENCE, done by real COMPUTER SCIENTISTS): os.syal FUNNY GOLORED LETTERS 178 COMPILATION ERRORS????? A FAKE TEAPOT YOU CAN'T USE IF PROGRAMMING WAS REAL HOW COME NOBODY THOUGHT IN DOING while(true) print(money); THEY PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS