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Star Citizen has been in alpha development since 2011. Yes, you read that right. 2011 . At this point, it's less of a game and more of a philosophical experiment on how long you can keep promising features while collecting crowdfunding money. The fans have reached a level of Stockholm syndrome that would make psychologists weep. They've been waiting so long for a beta release that their children will probably inherit their game accounts before it happens. "Sorry son, I'm leaving you my Star Citizen alpha access in my will. Maybe you'll see the full release." It's basically the Duke Nukem Forever of space sims, except Duke Nukem Forever actually shipped eventually. The devs keep adding new ships to buy for hundreds of dollars while the game remains perpetually "in development." Revolutionary funding model: why finish a game when you can sell virtual spaceships forever?

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THE AUDACITY of JavaScript to just sit there with that stupid smiley face while your code burns to the ground! 🔥 Normal programming languages have the DECENCY to point out your mistakes. They're like "Hey dummy, you forgot a semicolon on line 42" or "Your variable doesn't exist, you absolute walnut." But JavaScript? That sadistic little monster just SMILES while you're on your knees BEGGING for a hint. It's like asking your therapist a direct question and they respond with "Hmm, what do YOU think?" I'M PAYING YOU TO TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG, JAVASCRIPT!

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