I Have A Spell Checker

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I Have A Spell Checker

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When you're so tired of typing "status" wrong that you create an alias dictionary for every possible typo you've ever made. The programmer equivalent of "I don't care what you call me, just call me for dinner." At this point, just rename the variable to "s" and save yourself the carpal tunnel.

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