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When your coworker casually drops a commit labeled "Small Fixes" that changes 12,566 lines and deletes 10,508 lines. The shock and horror! That's not a small fix—that's reconstructive surgery on the codebase! Future you will be digging through git blame wondering what nuclear explosion happened that day. And good luck with the code review... "LGTM" is about to become "Let God Take Me."

Content Me ProdrammerHumor.io Random guy on stackoverflow asking the same stupid question

Content C isn't that hard: void ( ( ) () ) () defines f as an array of unspecified size, of pointers to functions that return pointers to functions that return void

Content Unless of course... war were declared. var war;

A developer's journey through self-loathing: "I hate myself" while coding... until Microsoft Dynamics 365 enters the chat. Suddenly there's a new champion of misery that makes their own code look like a masterpiece. Nothing unites developers quite like shared hatred for enterprise software that somehow manages to be both bloated AND missing critical features. The real therapy was the CRM we were forced to use along the way.

Content "Working as a developer isn't stressful at all" Josh, 25 years old