Hello World Meet Baby I

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Hello World Meet Baby I

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Naming a child after spending a decade agonizing over variable names? Pure terror. The guy's already planning to name his kid 'i' – the universal loop counter that everyone understands but nobody explains. Ten years from now, the birth certificate will read "firstName = 'i'" with a comment that says "// Will refactor later" that never happens. And let's be honest, at least 'i' is better than 'temp1' or 'myAwesomeKid_final_FINAL_v2'.

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