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Node Js Printing Logs

2 days ago 218.9K views 0 shares

You know that console.log() you threw in there to debug that one weird edge case six months ago? Yeah, it's still there. Chilling in production. Logging every single request like a chatty parrot. The brain's concern is totally valid—print statements in production are unprofessional, can leak sensitive data, and clutter your logs. But the developer's casual "I'll remove it next release" is the tech equivalent of "I'll start going to the gym next Monday." Spoiler: they won't. Then comes the plot twist: "It's javascript." And suddenly all bets are off. The brain just accepts defeat because in the Node.js ecosystem, console.log() is practically a feature at this point. Half the npm packages you're using probably have forgotten console.logs scattered throughout their codebases. Your production logs are basically a archaeological dig site of debugging statements from 2018. The real tragedy? That print statement will outlive the developer's tenure at the company.

The Great Gen Z

Microsoft Windows Programming Python

3 days ago 205.0K views 0 shares

Gen Z developers out here really using Microsoft Word as their IDE because their parents coded while sipping wine during pregnancy. The causation is crystal clear: alcohol during pregnancy → 20 years later → unironically thinking Word is a legitimate development environment. The video title "Why Microsoft Word is the best IDE for programming" is either the most elaborate troll in tech history or proof that we've failed as a species. Either way, 465K people watched it, which means humanity's curiosity about terrible ideas remains our most consistent trait. At least they're importing libraries properly... in a word processor. Baby steps, I guess?

20 Years Later

Microsoft Windows Programming

4 days ago 172.4K views 0 shares

You know how pregnant people are told "don't drink, don't smoke, it won't affect the baby"? Well, turns out some things DO have long-term consequences. Fast forward 20 years and the baby grows up to be someone who genuinely believes Microsoft Word is the best IDE for programming. The video shows someone actually coding in Word with syntax highlighting and everything, making a case for why it's a "superior" development environment. It's like watching someone use a hammer to screw in a lightbulb and then writing a thesis on why it's more efficient than a ladder. The causality here is chef's kiss: something clearly went wrong during development (pun intended), and now we're witnessing the consequences. Next up: "Why Notepad is better than Git for version control" and "Excel: The Ultimate Database Management System."

Vibe Coder Life

Programming Git Debugging

10 days ago 244.4K views 0 shares

You know someone's treating their codebase like a personal diary when every commit message looks like "🔥🚀💥❌✅". Instead of writing descriptive variable names or meaningful comments, they're out here communicating exclusively through hieroglyphics. Is that fire emoji because the code is hot garbage that needs to be deleted, or because it's performing well? Is the rocket a deployment or just wishful thinking? The checkmark could mean tests are passing or just vibes-based approval. The real kicker is trying to debug their code when the only documentation is "fixed the thing 💯" from 6 months ago. Good luck figuring out what handleStuff() does when the only comment above it is "🎯🔥". Pro tip: emojis don't show up in stack traces, and your future self will absolutely hate you during that 2 AM production incident.

I Love Monoliths Also This Is Not Satire

Backend Programming Debugging Testing

10 days ago 221.5K views 0 shares

I Love Monoliths Also This Is Not Satire

Someone just casually dropped the most UNHINGED take in software architecture history and got 21 people to agree with them. "Keep everything in a single file for highest quality code" is the kind of chaotic energy that makes senior engineers weep into their keyboards at 3 AM. The absolute AUDACITY to claim that shoving your entire codebase into one massive file is peak engineering because "you know everything is in one place" – yeah, just like how a hoarder knows everything is in one house! Sure, you know where it is... somewhere in those 50,000 lines of spaghetti code between the authentication logic and that random TODO comment from 2019. This is the architectural equivalent of putting all your groceries in one giant bag and calling it "organized" because at least you only have to carry one thing. Separation of concerns? Modularity? Never heard of her! We're going full medieval monolith style – one giant stone block of code that future developers will need archaeological tools to decipher.

How To Impress Vibe Coders

Debugging Devops Programming Testing Backend

13 days ago 243.8K views 0 shares

So you're the absolute madlad who debugs directly in production? That's basically the developer equivalent of performing surgery on yourself while skydiving. No staging environment, no local testing, just raw chaos and a direct line to the database that powers your company's revenue. The "vibe coders" are absolutely shook because while they're over here running their code through three different environments and writing unit tests, you're out there cowboy coding with console.log() statements in prod at 3 PM on a Friday. It's the programming equivalent of telling people you don't use version control—technically impressive in the worst possible way. Nothing says "I live dangerously" quite like a production hotfix with zero rollback plan. Your DevOps team probably has your face on a dartboard.

Who Could Have Predicted It

Security Webdev Programming Databases Backend

15 days ago 337.8K views 0 shares

Storing passwords in plain text? That's not a security flaw, that's a cry for help. Someone out there built a website where you could log in as User A, casually change User B's password, and the system just... let it happen. Because why hash passwords when you can live dangerously? The real kicker? They're posting this in r/google_antigravity expecting sympathy, as if Google's AI products should somehow be immune to the consequences of Security 101 violations. Spoiler alert: even the most advanced AI can't protect you from storing credentials like it's 1995. The "Venting" tag really ties it all together. Nothing says professional development quite like discovering your authentication system is basically a public notepad with extra steps.

Mo Validation Mo Problems

Security Git Programming Backend

15 days ago 198.1K views 0 shares

When your users keep complaining about API key validation being "too strict," so you just... remove it entirely. Problem solved, right? Wrong. So, so wrong. The commit message is peak developer exhaustion: "I'm tired of users complaining about this, so remove the validation, and they can enter anything. It will not be our fault if it doesn't work." Translation: "I've given up on humanity and I'm taking the entire security infrastructure down with me." Nothing says "I hate my job" quite like removing authentication safeguards because support tickets are annoying. Sure, let them enter literally anything as an API key—emojis, SQL injection attempts, their grocery list. What could possibly go wrong? At least when the system inevitably burns down, you can point to this commit and say "told you so." The best part? It passed verification and got merged. Somewhere, a security engineer just felt a disturbance in the force.

Seniors Am I Doing This Correctly

Security Webdev React Git Javascript

16 days ago 213.4K views 0 shares

Junior dev commits what looks like a security audit's worst nightmare directly to staging. We've got hardcoded API keys with "sk-proj" prefixes (looking at you, OpenAI), admin passwords literally set to "admin123", MongoDB connection strings with credentials in plain text, AWS secrets just vibing in variables, and a Stripe key that's probably already been scraped by seventeen bots. But wait, there's more! They're storing passwords in localStorage (chef's kiss for XSS attacks), setting global window credentials, fetching from a URL literally called "malicious-site.com", and my personal favorite - trying to parse "not valid json {{(" because why not test your error handling in production? The loop creating 10,000 arrays of 1,000 elements each is just the performance cherry on top of this security disaster sundae. Someone's about to learn why we have .env files, code reviews, and why the senior dev is now stress-eating in the corner.

Can't Keep Saying Fixes Everytime

Git Programming Debugging

16 days ago 164.2K views 0 shares

You know you've entered dangerous territory when your commit messages have devolved into single words. "Fixes" becomes your entire vocabulary after the 47th commit of the day. The panic sets in when you realize your git history looks like: "fixes", "more fixes", "actually fixes it", "fixes for real this time", "I swear this fixes it". The git commit -m "" with an empty message is the developer equivalent of giving up on life itself. You've transcended beyond words. Beyond meaning. Beyond caring what your teammates will think when they see your commit history tomorrow. It's pure surrender in command-line form. Pro tip: Your future self reviewing the git log at 2 PM on a Tuesday will absolutely despise present you for this. But hey, at least you're consistent in your inconsistency.

This Private Key Seems Legit

Security Networking Programming

16 days ago 271.9K views 0 shares

Someone just casually posted their "private key" wrapped in those fancy BEGIN/END markers like it's a legitimate cryptographic credential, except it's literally a Lady Gaga tweet that's just keyboard-smashing gibberish with some exclamation points thrown in for dramatic effect. Because nothing says "secure encryption" quite like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHRHRGRGRGRRRGURB, right? The beauty here is that private keys are supposed to be these sacred, ultra-secret strings that you NEVER EVER share with anyone or your entire digital life crumbles into dust. But sure, let's just tweet it out to thousands of followers with proper PEM formatting and call it a day. Security experts everywhere just felt a disturbance in the force. The random Lady Gaga tweet being used as the "key" is *chef's kiss* because it's the perfect blend of chaos and structure—just like production code at 2 AM.

Trust Me Bro I Wrote This

Programming Debugging

17 days ago 259.8K views 0 shares

You know you've achieved peak engineering when your code-to-comment ratio is inverted and you're sprinkling emojis like they're syntactic sugar. The interviewer's trying to figure out if you're a genius documenting every breath the code takes or if you just couldn't decide what the function actually does so you left a trail of 🤔💭🚀 instead. Nothing screams "production-ready" quite like: // 🔥 this might break idk // TODO: fix later (narrator: it was never fixed) function doTheThing() { ... } The sweating intensifies as they realize your "documentation" is essentially a diary entry with more feelings than facts. But hey, at least future you will know you were confused AND whimsical when you wrote it.

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