Bad practices Memes

Nothing screams "enterprise-grade documentation" quite like receiving your API specification as JSON snippets copy-pasted into Excel cells. Because why use OpenAPI/Swagger specs, Postman collections, or literally any proper API documentation tool when you can just... Excel ? The fact that this came from a multinational bank makes it even more delicious. Somewhere in their tech stack, they're handling billions in transactions with microservices and distributed systems, but when it comes to sharing API docs? Excel spreadsheet it is! The JSON is probably beautifully formatted too—until Excel decides that your timestamps are dates and your IDs need to be in scientific notation. Props to whoever had to parse through those cells trying to figure out which curly brace belongs where. Hope they didn't need to copy-paste that JSON anywhere, because Excel definitely added some invisible characters for flavor.

Nothing screams "enterprise-grade documentation" quite like receiving JSON screenshots pasted into Excel cells. Because why use OpenAPI/Swagger specs, Postman collections, or literally any structured format when you can squint at pixelated text in a spreadsheet? The fact that this is coming from a multinational bank with presumably billions in revenue makes it even more chef's kiss. Someone probably spent hours meticulously screenshotting each endpoint, carefully pasting them into Excel, and thought "yes, this is the professional way." Meanwhile, the developer receiving this masterpiece gets to manually type out every field, guess the data types, and pray they didn't miss anything because zooming into cell B47 isn't helping. The frog's dignified expression perfectly captures the internal screaming while maintaining that corporate professionalism.

Someone just casually dropped the most UNHINGED take in software architecture history and got 21 people to agree with them. "Keep everything in a single file for highest quality code" is the kind of chaotic energy that makes senior engineers weep into their keyboards at 3 AM. The absolute AUDACITY to claim that shoving your entire codebase into one massive file is peak engineering because "you know everything is in one place" – yeah, just like how a hoarder knows everything is in one house! Sure, you know where it is... somewhere in those 50,000 lines of spaghetti code between the authentication logic and that random TODO comment from 2019. This is the architectural equivalent of putting all your groceries in one giant bag and calling it "organized" because at least you only have to carry one thing. Separation of concerns? Modularity? Never heard of her! We're going full medieval monolith style – one giant stone block of code that future developers will need archaeological tools to decipher.