The Impossible Job Requirements Paradox

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Content Who wants to hire developers? M ..with under 3 years of experience?

Content Trying to teach my 10yo to code despite only knowing the basics myself. Set them a challenge, left them to it, they found the answer on stackoverflow and just copied and pasted. Is my job complete? homeschooling programming stackoverflow

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Tell someone you want to be a doctor, and they'll throw you a party. Tell them you want to be a programmer, and they'll start planning your funeral. The coding life comes with its own special blend of caffeine addiction, existential Stack Overflow searches at 2AM, and the crushing realization that your entire career will be spent fixing problems that wouldn't exist without programmers in the first place. But hey, at least we get to wear the same hoodie five days in a row without judgment!

Content Putting a lockscreen password on your computer Encrypting your hard drive Getting a laptop and bringing it with you wherever you go so you never have to leave it unattended Leaving Vim open whenever you leave your computer