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Looks Can Be Deceiving In Tech

3 hours ago 49.0K views 0 shares

Parents pointing at the homeless guy: "Study or become like him!" Little do they know, that "homeless-looking" dude is probably making 300k maintaining critical infrastructure that powers half the internet. The stereotype of success being a clean-cut corporate drone in a suit is hilariously outdated. Some of the most brilliant minds in tech look like they just crawled out of a cave after a 72-hour debugging session. The irony is that the kids would be lucky to end up with his skills. That scruffy Linux kernel maintainer is basically tech royalty.

The Immortal Tech Survivors

Programming Devops

5 hours ago 66.8K views 0 shares

That one developer who somehow survived the tech apocalypse at Facebook/Amazon/Apple/Netflix/Google while everyone else got pink-slipped isn't human anymore. They've transcended mortality and become a cosmic deity through sheer corporate survivalism. Their legacy codebase is so tangled that firing them would literally break the universe. Not even ChatGPT could replace them because it would need therapy after seeing their undocumented code. Their Slack status? "Can't talk, holding entire AWS infrastructure together with duct tape and spite."

When Theory Meets Production

AI Webdev Programming

1 day ago 137.7K views 0 shares

First panel: Everyone's terrified AI will steal their jobs. Second panel: Suddenly no one has actual production experience. The duality of developers in 2024: Simultaneously convinced AI will replace them while secretly using ChatGPT to figure out how to center a div. The truth hurts because we're all just stack overflow copypasta merchants with impostor syndrome and health insurance.

The AI Money Laundering Triangle

AI Hardware Programming Cloud

2 days ago 191.1K views 0 shares

OH. MY. GOD. The tech industry's most dramatic love triangle has formed! 💸 NVIDIA, Oracle, and OpenAI are just passing HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS back and forth like it's Monopoly money while the rest of us cry in our ramen noodles! The meme shows these tech giants in a circular money-laundering scheme that would make any financial regulator FAINT. NVIDIA sells chips to everyone, OpenAI buys datacenters, Oracle buys chips - and they're ALL crying tears of joy while swimming in cash! Meanwhile, the tweet at the bottom announces NVIDIA throwing another $10B at Anthropic because apparently there wasn't enough AI money madness already! The tech bubble isn't just inflating - it's practically SCREAMING in helium!

The Modern Tech Job Listing: Seeking Entire IT Department In Human Form

Programming Devops React Git Kubernetes

4 days ago 159.0K views 2 shares

The Modern Tech Job Listing: Seeking Entire IT Department In Human Form

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of these job listings! 💀 What started as a joke is now the HORRIFYING REALITY of tech recruiting. They're not looking for a "full stack developer" - they're demanding a supernatural being who can single-handedly replace an ENTIRE IT DEPARTMENT while probably offering "competitive salary" (translation: barely above minimum wage). Next they'll require you to build a time machine so you can work 48 hours in a 24-hour day! And don't forget the "5+ years experience" in technologies that have existed for 2 years! The modern tech job market is basically just corporate execs screaming "DANCE, MONKEY, DANCE!" while throwing peanuts at desperate developers.

It's Now Their Turn

AI Programming

7 days ago 141.0K views 0 shares

Remember when we used to mock the "prompt engineering" folks? Well, karma's a compiler error without line numbers. Now we've got "vibe coders" who don't even bother understanding the AI model's capabilities—they just keep tweaking prompts until something works, then claim they're "coding." And here we are, seasoned devs who spent decades mastering algorithms and design patterns, watching these prompt-whisperers get hired for six figures. The future isn't what we thought it'd be, but at least we still have our Stack Overflow bookmarks.

The Programmer's Promotion Paradox

Programming

7 days ago 158.5K views 1 shares

The classic developer existential crisis. That moment when management dangles the "opportunity" to stop writing code and start writing performance reviews instead. Is it a promotion or a polite way of saying "maybe try something else"? Nothing says career advancement like being removed from the thing you're actually good at. The Peter Principle in its natural habitat.

Just Improve Your Resume Bro

Programming Webdev

9 days ago 170.5K views 0 shares

The classic tech industry paradox in four panels. Companies scream about dev shortages while rejecting perfectly good candidates. Meanwhile, entry-level devs can't even get interviews because they need 5 years of experience in a 2-year-old framework and a PhD in quantum computing to qualify for a junior position. The hiring manager's solution? Violence, apparently. Much easier than fixing broken ATS systems that filter out qualified candidates or reconsidering those "entry-level" job descriptions requiring 10 years of experience.

The Ultimate Burnout Prevention Program

Programming Agile

11 days ago 157.9K views 3 shares

Ah yes, corporate problem-solving at its finest. Developer: "I'm burning out." HR: "Here's a survey." Developer: *honestly admits burnout* HR: "You're fired." Problem solved! Just like how I fix memory leaks by shutting down the server. Can't have burnout if you don't have employees. The classic "have you tried turning it off and not turning it back on again" approach to human resources.

Four Years Of Knowledge And Still Internally Screaming

Programming Webdev Javascript StackOverflow

11 days ago 105.9K views 0 shares

Four Years Of Knowledge And Still Internally Screaming

The existential dread of a programmer with 4 years of experience being told they "have lots of knowledge." That cat's face is the perfect representation of internal screaming while thinking about the 47 JavaScript frameworks released since breakfast, the legacy codebase nobody understands, and the Stack Overflow answers from 2011 that somehow still work. Four years in and you've just mastered the art of googling error messages more efficiently.

The Illusion Of Free Choice

Programming Algorithms Math

14 days ago 97.2K views 0 shares

The classic "illusion of free choice" strikes again! Whether you choose math or computer science, both paths lead to the same destination: unemployment. It's like picking between two different programming languages only to realize they both have the same bugs. That CS degree you spent 4 years and $100k on? Congrats, you've unlocked the premium unemployment package with extra student debt! The cow just staring at these options is all of us before choosing a STEM major, blissfully unaware we're heading for the same slaughterhouse of broken dreams and Stack Overflow dependencies.

Lowkey The Dream

Programming

14 days ago 104.2K views 0 shares

The first three years follow the standard tech career trajectory—modest starting salary, asking for a raise, job hopping for better pay. Then comes the plot twist: getting hit by a Google bus and receiving a $35.67M settlement, before returning to the grind with a promotion worth $146K. Turns out the fastest path to wealth in Silicon Valley isn't stock options or founding a startup—it's carefully timing your morning commute near the Google campus.

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