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The World Is Stagnating

The World Is Stagnating
Big Tech promised us flying cars and Mars colonies. Instead, we got a GPU shortage and AI that can make cat videos look slightly more realistic. Every major tech company dumped billions into AI development with dreams of solving humanity's greatest challenges. The result? A digital arms race to see who can generate the most convincing deepfake of a person who doesn't exist saying things they never said. Meanwhile, the collective computing power of Meta, Microsoft, OpenAI, and Google—enough to simulate entire universes—is being used to make chatbots argue about whether a hot dog is a sandwich. Revolutionary stuff. Really pushing the boundaries of human achievement here. The philosopher statue representing ancient wisdom has been replaced by an excited cat meme. That's basically the tech industry's trajectory in one image.

When You're Divorced From Reality

When You're Divorced From Reality
The classic tech startup founder transformation arc, but make it AI. You start with that ambitious gleam in your eye thinking you're about to revolutionize machine learning. Then you dump your entire Series A funding into GPUs and cloud infrastructure because "we need compute power!" Next thing you know, you've automated every single position in your company including your own, because efficiency, right? The punchline? Your AI-powered product is so expensive to run that your target market can't even afford the subscription fees. Turns out training models on petabytes of data and running inference at scale costs slightly more than a Netflix subscription. Who knew that burning through millions in compute costs would make your pricing model look like a luxury yacht rental? The clown makeup progression perfectly captures the descent from "visionary entrepreneur" to "why is my AWS bill six figures this month?" The real kicker is realizing you've essentially built a very expensive solution looking for a problem that can actually pay for it.

If You Use It In Production, Maybe Say Thank You. Or Money. Mostly Money

If You Use It In Production, Maybe Say Thank You. Or Money. Mostly Money
Billion-dollar companies running on libraries maintained by some legend who hasn't slept since 2019 and survives on GitHub stars instead of actual compensation. Your banking app? Probably held together by a package some developer created in their basement and forgot about. The entire internet is basically balanced on the backs of unpaid maintainers who get 47 issues opened per day asking "when will you add feature X?" Meanwhile, Fortune 500 companies are making millions using their code and the most they get is a "thanks bro" in the README acknowledgments section. The visual nails it—massive infrastructure crushing down on the tiniest foundation imaginable. And yes, those ants are probably also dealing with merge conflicts and dependency hell while holding up the entire tech ecosystem. Maybe throw them a coffee donation? Or like... an actual salary?

T He Fu Tu Re Is Ai

T He Fu Tu Re Is Ai
You try so hard to dodge the AI hype train. You stick to your principles. You refuse to add "AI-powered" to every feature. You won't shoehorn ChatGPT into your perfectly functional app. You're building real software, not buzzword bingo. Then Firefox—yes, FIREFOX, the browser that's supposed to be the scrappy underdog fighting for an open web—comes flying in with a haymaker of AI features you never asked for. Sidebar chatbots, AI-generated alt text, the whole nine yards. Even the good guys have fallen. There's no escape. Every company from your local pizza shop to your IDE is cramming AI into places it doesn't belong. The future isn't AI. The future is being beaten into submission by AI whether you like it or not.

Software Engineer 🤡

Software Engineer 🤡
The ouroboros of tech: building AI tools to automate ourselves out of existence. Nothing says "job security" quite like enthusiastically coding your own replacement. The snake eating its tail is literally the perfect metaphor here—we're so obsessed with automation and efficiency that we've circled back to creating the very thing that'll make us obsolete. The real kicker? We're doing it with a smile, calling it "innovation" and "disruption" while polishing our resumes in incognito mode. At least when the AI overlords take over, they'll remember we were the ones who built them with love, Stack Overflow answers, and way too much coffee.

IT Guys Listening To Non IT People Talk About Computers

IT Guys Listening To Non IT People Talk About Computers
You know that special kind of pain when someone tells you they "deleted the internet" or that their computer has a virus because it's running slow? That's the face right there. It's the internal screaming mixed with the professional obligation to nod politely while someone explains how they fixed their printer by "downloading more RAM." The best part is trying to maintain composure when they're absolutely confident in their completely wrong explanation. "Yeah, I'm pretty tech-savvy myself" they say, right before asking if you can hack their ex's Facebook. The restraint it takes not to correct every single misconception is truly an underappreciated skill in the tech industry.

An Extra Year And They Will Get CPUs Too

An Extra Year And They Will Get CPUs Too
Your dream PC build with that shiny new GPU you've been saving for? Yeah, it's dead. AI companies are out here buying GPUs faster than you can refresh Newegg, treating them like Pokémon cards. They're hoarding H100s by the thousands while you're still trying to justify a 4080 to your wallet. The title warns that if this trend continues, they'll start scalping CPUs too, which honestly wouldn't surprise anyone at this point. Nothing says "democratized AI" quite like making sure regular developers can't afford hardware to run anything locally.

Money

Money
Let's be real here—nobody grows up dreaming about pointers and segmentation faults. We all had that romanticized vision of building the next Facebook or creating AI that would change the world. Then reality hit: rent is due, student loans are calling, and suddenly a six-figure salary for writing CRUD apps sounds pretty damn good. The passion for technology? Sure, some of us had it. But most of us saw those salary surveys and thought "wait, you're telling me I can make THIS much for sitting in air conditioning and arguing about tabs vs spaces?" Sold. Five years later you're debugging legacy code at 2 AM, but hey, at least your bank account doesn't cry anymore.

Money

Money
Let's be real here—nobody wakes up at 3 AM debugging segfaults because they're "passionate about technology." We all had that romanticized vision of changing the world with code, but then rent was due and suddenly those FAANG salaries started looking pretty motivating. Sure, some people genuinely love the craft, but for most of us? It was the promise of a stable paycheck, remote work, and not having to wear pants to meetings. The tech industry basically turned an entire generation into mercenaries with mechanical keyboards.

In This Case It's Not Just Microsoft, Which I Assume Is Short For Soft Micro-Penis...

In This Case It's Not Just Microsoft, Which I Assume Is Short For Soft Micro-Penis...
So apparently the secret to climbing the corporate ladder at tech giants is just shouting "AI" at every meeting. Parrot discovers the cheat code to instant promotion: just repeat the magic buzzword and boom—senior product director. This perfectly captures how every company in 2023-2024 collectively lost their minds and decided to slap "AI" on literally everything. Your toaster? AI-powered. Your shoelaces? Machine learning optimized. A feature that's just a glorified if-statement? Revolutionary AI breakthrough. The parrot wearing a graduation cap is *chef's kiss* because it implies zero actual understanding required—just mimicry. Which, ironically, is exactly what most "AI integration" meetings sound like anyway.

2025 In A Nutshell

2025 In A Nutshell
Samsung really looked at the AI hype train and said "hold my semiconductors." While everyone's busy building massive data centers that consume enough power to light up a small country, Samsung's just casually standing there with Micron like "yeah, we make the memory chips that make all this possible." The real winners of the AI gold rush? Not the prospectors—it's the people selling the shovels. Or in this case, the people selling the RAM and storage that keeps those GPU clusters from turning into expensive paperweights. Classic tech ecosystem moment: the infrastructure providers quietly printing money while everyone else fights over who has the best LLM.

We've Come A Long Way

We've Come A Long Way
Remember when Micron was just trying to sell RAM to nerds who actually knew what it was? Now Sam Altman's out here launching ChatGPT to your grandma who thinks it's a fancy search engine. The dominoes show the beautiful trajectory from "enterprise B2B semiconductor sales" to "literally everyone and their dog can talk to an AI." It's like watching your niche indie band blow up on TikTok—you're happy for the success, but also slightly annoyed that normies are now in your space. OpenAI went from "research lab for AI safety" to "the thing your boss wants you to integrate into every product by EOD."