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And Afford Food
Programming Frontend Backend
4 hours ago 47.0K views 0 shares
And Afford Food
The tech market's brutal reality check in one meme! Remember 2021? Fresh grads had the luxury of choosing between FAANG companies throwing obscene compensation packages at them. Fast forward to today's tech recession where senior engineers with 10 YOE are fighting for positions that barely cover rent. The "buff doge vs. cheems" format perfectly captures how quickly the industry shifted from "I'm deciding between Google's $200K and Amazon's $220K packages" to "please just let me implement yet another CRUD app so I can afford ramen this month." Silicon Valley's hiring freeze hit harder than a production bug at 4:59pm on Friday!

The Corporate Efficiency Boomerang
AI Agile Programming
10 hours ago 62.4K views 0 shares
The Corporate Efficiency Boomerang
The corporate circle of life in its natural habitat! First, management gets excited about AI boosting productivity so they can slash the dev team. Then their faces drop when devs use the same logic against them. "Oh, we need fewer managers now that we have fewer devs? surprised Pikachu face " The beautiful irony of corporate efficiency cuts coming back to bite the very people who initiated them. Turns out the sword of optimization cuts both ways... who knew? 🙃

Time Dilation For Job Requirements
Programming Webdev
17 hours ago 50.2K views 0 shares
Time Dilation For Job Requirements
When your recruiter says you need 7 years of experience in a technology that's only existed for 1 year. Time dilation on this planet is the only way to meet job requirements these days. Job listings be like: "Entry level position - must have mastered three programming languages that haven't been invented yet and sacrificed your firstborn to the GitHub gods." The real interstellar mission isn't exploring new worlds—it's finding a way to accumulate enough experience to qualify for that "junior" position.

Choose Your Fighter: Job Title Edition
Programming Devops
23 hours ago 46.3K views 0 shares
Choose Your Fighter: Job Title Edition
The job title inflation chart nobody asked for but everyone needed. Same person, different LinkedIn profile updates as they discover the salary brackets. "Coder" is the angry intern fixing bugs for pizza. "Programmer" is what you call yourself after learning a for-loop. "Developer" comes with the first paycheck that covers rent. "Software Engineer" appears magically after your first successful pull request. "Software Architect" is just you refusing to write code while drawing boxes on whiteboards at 3x the salary.

The Bell Curve Of Developer Self-Awareness
Programming Algorithms
1 day ago 40.2K views 0 shares
The Bell Curve Of Developer Self-Awareness
The bell curve of developer self-awareness strikes again. On the far left, we have blissfully mediocre developers who know they're mediocre and have made peace with it. In the middle, the anxious majority frantically collecting skills like Pokémon cards because some LinkedIn influencer told them to. And on the far right, the enlightened souls who've mastered enough to realize that "mediocre" is just corporate-speak for "has a life outside of Stack Overflow." The true galaxy brain move is accepting your mediocrity while still getting paid the same as the try-hards.

Junior Developer In 2025: Now With 30 Years Experience
Programming AI Debugging
1 day ago 60.0K views 0 shares
Junior Developer In 2025: Now With 30 Years Experience
When the job posting says "Junior Developer - 0-2 years experience" but also requires "Expert in 17 frameworks, machine learning, quantum computing, and ability to debug code by smell alone." That's how we end up with this 55-year-old "junior" looking like he's seen some shit. By 2025, entry-level positions will require you to have invented time travel just to acquire the necessary experience. The name tag is just the cherry on top - "AI Technician" because apparently, that's what we're calling "copy-pasting from Stack Overflow with extra steps" these days.

I Should Stay Away From His Cars And Rockets
Programming AI
2 days ago 65.6K views 1 shares
I Should Stay Away From His Cars And Rockets
The classic Dunning-Kruger effect in its natural habitat. When someone's outside your domain, you nod along with the crowd. But the moment they step into your territory? The emperor's new clothes suddenly look like a Halloween costume from the dollar store. Every dev who's had to sit through a non-technical CEO's "revolutionary" ideas about coding knows this feeling. "Let's rewrite everything in a new language!" Sure, and let's also replace oxygen with cotton candy while we're at it. Trust me, if someone's software takes are garbage, their self-driving cars probably aren't making the best runtime decisions either.

Relax, AI Won't Replace You (But It Will Create More Work)
AI Programming
2 days ago 67.0K views 0 shares
Relax, AI Won't Replace You (But It Will Create More Work)
The eternal cycle of tech hype has reached AI, and seasoned devs are getting tired. Non-technical folks are out here acting like AI is going to replace us all tomorrow while pushing no-code solutions that barely work. Meanwhile, actual developers know the truth: these tools are just fancy autocomplete with good marketing. Instead of dropping cash on "AI that writes code," people could learn how their systems actually work and build sustainable solutions. But that requires effort, and why do that when you can just slap "AI-powered" on everything? The real kicker? We're the ones who'll have to clean up the technical debt when the hype dies down. Just like we did with blockchain, serverless, and whatever "vibe coding" is supposed to be.

The Impostor Syndrome
Programming Agile
2 days ago 57.8K views 0 shares
The Impostor Syndrome
OMG, the CRUSHING REALITY of tech jobs in four tiny panels! 😭 First day: you're dragging a BOULDER of responsibilities while sweating buckets. Then the team lead introduces the shiny new hire who's all "excited for opportunities" while you're LITERALLY DYING. They promise the newbie will "help with your load" and what happens? Now you're BOTH crushed under separate boulders! The tech industry doesn't distribute workload—it just finds more rocks to drop on innocent developers! The circle of suffering continues, and the only thing getting lighter is your will to live! Welcome to software engineering, where your reward for hard work is... MORE HARD WORK!

The Beanie-Based Tech Hierarchy
Programming Webdev Javascript Frontend
2 days ago 62.8K views 0 shares
The Beanie-Based Tech Hierarchy
The secret tech career hierarchy nobody tells you about in coding bootcamp: it's all about the beanie height-to-salary ratio. Want that six-figure software engineering job? Better start folding that beanie up! Meanwhile, the rest of us unemployed devs with our slouchy beanies are just one npm install away from dealing drugs in the parking lot. The real full-stack development is stacking your beanie just right during the Zoom interview.

Daddy's Boy: The Secret Ingredient To Tech Success
Programming
2 days ago 58.6K views 0 shares
Daddy's Boy: The Secret Ingredient To Tech Success
Tech success recipe: 4:30 AM wakeups, cold showers, gratitude journals, meditation, and—plot twist—having a dad who owns the company. Turns out the secret "hustle" ingredient was nepotism all along. Next week on LinkedIn: How I became CEO by drinking raw eggs and inheriting generational wealth.

Physics Nobel Prize Be Like
Physics AI Algorithms Math Programming
3 days ago 58.3K views 0 shares
Physics Nobel Prize Be Like
The Nobel Committee turning its back on actual computer science to ogle traditional physics is the academic equivalent of your crush ignoring your perfectly engineered app to date someone who can explain why apples fall from trees. Quantum computing? Machine learning breakthroughs? Nah, let's give another medal to someone who found a slightly different way to measure gravity. Meanwhile, the folks revolutionizing how we process information are left swiping through job postings that require "5+ years experience in a framework released last Tuesday."