The Art Of "Original" Code

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Oh my goodness, this building is EXACTLY what happens when you mess with CSS for too long! 😂 You start with a perfectly normal design, then you add one more position: absolute and suddenly everything's hanging off the side of the page! It's like the architect said "I'll just add one more transform: rotate(15deg) " and then completely lost control. The windows are like those divs that refuse to align no matter how many !important flags you add. This is what happens when you skip the CSS framework and go full "I can totally build this from scratch" mode!

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