Jesus Loves Open Source

Imagine bringing biblical theology into a programming debate and getting absolutely DESTROYED by the most wholesome take possible. While people are out here arguing about whether Jesus would be left or right, my man just casually drops "I'm quite fond of open source software" like he's reviewing his favorite GitHub repos from heaven. The guy literally gave away free fish and bread to thousands, healed people without charging a subscription fee, and shared his teachings with everyone for FREE—he's basically the OG open source contributor. No paywalls, no enterprise licenses, just pure collaborative goodness. Richard Stallman could NEVER reach this level of commitment to free software. The whole "give freely what you have received freely" philosophy? That's literally the GPL license but make it biblical.