Hotfix Successfully Applied In Production

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Hotfix Successfully Applied In Production

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When the boss says "fix it ASAP but don't touch the production environment," you improvise. Instead of properly fixing the clock that's stuck behind a wall, someone just taped a piece of paper with the missing numbers. Classic production fix that follows the letter of the law but violates its spirit—exactly like when you patch that mission-critical service with a hardcoded value instead of refactoring the entire codebase. Hey, if it passes the integration tests, ship it!

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