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Spent 45 minutes debugging a function that wasn't returning a value, only to realize I never actually called the function in the first place. That moment of realization hits like a ton of bricks—you go from frantically searching for complex bugs to discovering you're the bug. It's like building an entire spaceship and forgetting to press the launch button. The compiler's just sitting there thinking, "I can't believe this human has a CS degree."

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That crushing moment when your industry's latest buzzword becomes your personal nightmare. While everyone's having a laugh about "vibe coding" (writing code based on feelings rather than logic), you're stuck in interview hell proving you actually know proper software engineering. Nothing says "fun career choice" like having to demonstrate that you don't just randomly place semicolons where they "feel right." The tech industry's obsession with trendy jokes somehow always translates into yet another obstacle between you and a paycheck.