The 1000th Ghosting Achievement Unlocked

Job hunting Junior developers Tech interviews Job market Ghosting Tech recruiting Career Job applications Tech industry Burnout

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9 months ago 201,739 views 0 shares

The 1000th Ghosting Achievement Unlocked

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The job market's really out here giving junior devs the full Dark Souls experience. Four rounds of technical interviews, a take-home project that would take a senior dev a week, and then... *crickets*. The absolute exhaustion of putting your soul into yet another application only to be ghosted is perfectly captured here. The best part? Companies still wondering why they can't find "qualified candidates" while their ATS automatically rejects anyone without 5 years experience in a framework that's 3 years old. At this point, junior devs aren't even mad anymore—just tired in their bones.

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