Tech interviews Memes

The Framewoorker

17 hours ago 104.3K views 0 shares

The modern dev industry in one horrifying portrait. This poor soul has spent 15 years installing packages and memorizing framework APIs without understanding a single line of vanilla code underneath. Can't write a for loop without reaching for lodash, but boy can they recite the entire React documentation while sleeping. I've interviewed these people. They'll talk your ear off about their "deep expertise" in 47 frameworks they've "mastered," but ask them to reverse a string without npm and suddenly they need to "research best practices." Their resume is just a word cloud of package names. The worst part? These people get hired. A lot. Because nobody wants to admit they can't tell the difference between someone who understands programming and someone who's just really good at following Medium tutorials.

Who Needs Skills When You Have Vibe Coding

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9 days ago 163.2K views 0 shares

Who Needs Skills When You Have Vibe Coding

Forget Stack Overflow and years of CS education! Modern development has evolved into taking prescription-strength "Vibe Coding" - the miracle drug that transforms junior developers into functional programmers without all that pesky learning. Just pop a pill and suddenly you'll understand why your React component is re-rendering 47 times! Side effects may include unhandled exceptions, merge conflicts, and the unshakable feeling that you have no idea what you're doing.

The Algorithm Apocalypse: 500 Problems, Zero Jobs

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17 days ago 125.4K views 0 shares

The Algorithm Apocalypse: 500 Problems, Zero Jobs

Someone's keyboard F key is clearly working fine because they just dropped a massive F-bomb on DSA (Data Structures & Algorithms). The rage is palpable—solving 500 leetcode problems only to end up jobless with a broken keyboard is the tech equivalent of training for the Olympics and then tripping on your shoelaces during the opening ceremony. What's hilarious is the stark contrast between academic coding interviews ("implement zigzag BFS") and actual job requirements ("fix this button" or "why API broken?"). It's like being trained to perform heart surgery but then getting hired to apply band-aids. The broken English just makes it more authentic—like reading the frustrated diary of every international developer who's been put through the algorithmic meat grinder only to discover the real job is mostly Stack Overflow searches and crying quietly in the bathroom.

Average Tech Job Interview

Programming Webdev Algorithms Javascript Frontend

29 days ago 122.3K views 0 shares

Came in to design buttons, left solving algorithmic puzzles that haven't been relevant since college. The classic bait-and-switch where you apply for a frontend position but they test you like you're joining NASA's engineering team. The blank stare is every developer who just wanted to talk about responsive design but is now mentally calculating time complexity while their soul leaves their body. Fun fact: "Longest Common Prefix" is basically asking you to find the shared beginning of a bunch of strings. Useful for autocomplete features, not so much for centering a div.

The Quicksort Circle Of Life

Algorithms Programming

1 month ago 119.6K views 0 shares

The circle of tech life in two panels. First, you cram quicksort implementations to pass coding interviews. Then years later, you're on the other side of the table torturing fresh grads with the same algorithms you've never used since your last interview. The true purpose of learning data structures isn't to use them—it's to gatekeep the industry with the same hazing ritual we all suffered through. The only sorting algorithm most of us use in real jobs is array.sort() anyway.

The Job Description Multiverse

React Webdev Javascript Programming Frontend

1 month ago 194.0K views 0 shares

The classic tech recruiter bait-and-switch in its natural habitat! First they post for a fullstack React dev, then suddenly it's a desktop app, then just frontend, and finally—surprise!—they want a React Native mobile expert. And companies wonder why they can't find "qualified" candidates when they're playing job description roulette. It's like ordering a pizza and getting mad when the sushi chef can't make you tacos.

I Am A Developer (Just Not During Interviews)

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1 month ago 135.8K views 0 shares

I Am A Developer (Just Not During Interviews)

The raw existential crisis of a seasoned developer who's built complex production systems that handle millions of users but completely freezes when asked to invert a binary tree on a whiteboard. Nothing says "tech industry disconnect" quite like maintaining mission-critical infrastructure by day and failing to remember how to implement quicksort by night. The gatekeeping is real, folks. Imagine building an entire fault-tolerant distributed system but getting rejected because you couldn't solve a puzzle that hasn't been relevant since your sophomore year.

After Five Rounds Of Interviews

Programming

1 month ago 119.8K views 0 shares

Surviving five rounds of technical interviews only to be stumped by the salary question is peak tech industry absurdity. You've memorized sorting algorithms, explained microservices architecture, and built a binary tree on a whiteboard—but somehow pricing your own worth feels like dividing by zero. The real technical challenge was never the coding questions; it was figuring out how to ask for enough money without scaring them away but also not leaving $40k on the table because you said a number too quickly. Next time just respond with "SELECT MAX(salary) FROM your_other_employees WHERE experience = mine;"

Interview Preparation Vs Actual Work

Programming Algorithms Debugging Databases Backend

1 month ago 179.8K views 0 shares

Left side: A pristine O'Reilly book with an elegant wild boar illustration, promising the secrets to "Designing Data-Intensive Applications" with "reliable, scalable, and maintainable systems." Right side: The same boar, but now sleeping on a dirty mattress next to garbage bins. The elegant theory meets the trashy reality. Spent three months mastering B-trees and distributed consensus algorithms just to end up writing SQL queries that could've been figured out with a 5-minute Stack Overflow search. The duality of software engineering: expectation vs. the glorious dumpster fire we call production.

How Do You Even Answer That

php Webdev Programming Frontend

1 month ago 161.2K views 0 shares

Ah, the classic job application form designed by someone who clearly never met a developer in their life. Asking "How many years of experience do you have in PHP?" and offering only "Yes" or "No" as options is peak recruiter intelligence. It's like asking "How tall are you?" and the only answers are "Pizza" or "Tuesday." The form creator probably thinks PHP is some kind of exotic pet or a new cryptocurrency. The "My favourite numbers" title at the bottom just completes the absurdity. Clearly, the correct answer is "No" because any self-respecting developer's years of PHP experience should be measured in sighs and existential crises, not integers.

Back To Normal

Programming Agile

1 month ago 143.7K views 0 shares

Oh. My. GOD. The tech hiring process has gone from ridiculous to ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED! 🤦‍♂️ First panel: "Do you vibe code?" - because apparently asking if you can actually CODE is sooo 2020. Second panel: "No." - The most honest answer in tech interview history. Third panel: "YOU'RE HIRED!" - Because who needs skills when you have HONESTY?! And the punchline? "Companies in 2050" - as if we haven't ALREADY reached this level of hiring desperation! The future is now, darling, and it's a NIGHTMARE wrapped in a business suit! 💅

I'm In This Picture And I Don't Like It

Programming Algorithms

1 month ago 132.8K views 0 shares

The modern tech hiring gauntlet in all its glory! Spent 40+ hours grinding through six interview rounds where you had to reverse a binary tree on a whiteboard while explaining your childhood traumas. Created three "small" take-home projects that somehow required setting up a microservice architecture with Kubernetes. Completed five online assessments that tested if you could implement quicksort while sleep-deprived at 2 AM. And just when you think you've conquered Mount Doom, the rejection email starts with "Unfortu-" and your soul leaves your body faster than an unhandled exception.

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