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Nothing beats the raw, unfiltered knowledge from that one Indian guy on YouTube teaching complex algorithms on a 240p video with a $2 microphone. Meanwhile, senior devs with fancy degrees are watching the same video because Stack Overflow is down and the documentation might as well be written in hieroglyphics. The best part? That "beginner" tutorial somehow solves problems the official docs claim are "impossible." The programming hierarchy isn't about years of experience—it's about who can find that one perfect tutorial at 3 AM when everything's on fire.

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Ah, the classic workplace philosophy lecture meets fast food indifference. White cat is over here dropping DevOps wisdom bombs about systemic failures and blameless postmortems while Wendy's cat couldn't care less about your technical debt manifesto. It's that perfect moment when you're passionately explaining to your team why the production outage wasn't just Bob's fault, but rather a culmination of architectural decisions dating back to when dinosaurs roamed the codebase—and someone just wants to take your burger order. Truly captures the existential crisis of trying to implement DevOps culture while the rest of the world is just trying to serve fries with that.

Vampires cower before sunlight, Superman trembles at the sight of Kryptonite, and programmers? They recoil in absolute TERROR at the mere mention of... documentation. You know, that thing we're supposed to write to help future developers (and our future selves) understand what the heck our code does? Yeah, that. We'll spend hours debugging, refactoring, optimizing—literally ANYTHING—but ask us to write a few sentences explaining our genius? Suddenly we're hissing and running for the shadows. The irony? We'll rage for hours when someone ELSE doesn't document their code. The hypocrisy is real and we're all living it.