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Starting them on sudo rm -rf / before they can even hold their own bottle. That kid's going to be compiling kernels before kindergarten. The facial expression says it all - "Dad, I just wanted Cocomelon, not a lecture on bash scripting." Next week: Docker containers as building blocks.

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That rare, glorious moment when you spend 16 hours debugging your game only to discover the engine itself is broken. It's like finding out you've been arguing with a brick wall that was actually designed to be wrong. The sheer existential crisis of a game developer realizing they've been gaslighted by their own tools. "Wait, so I don't suck at programming?" Revolutionary concept. Almost makes you want to frame the bug report and hang it on your wall as proof that sometimes—just sometimes—the universe acknowledges your competence.

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Content Artists after 30 minutes "oh yeah it's just a quick sketch" Programmers after 3 hours I wrote 3 lines of code and broke the entire thing