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Nothing builds mental muscle quite like trying to figure out why your program is accessing memory that doesn't exist. The constant furrowing of your brow as you stare at *ptr = value; wondering if that memory address is even valid... or if you're about to crash the entire system. The mental gymnastics of remembering whether you need & or * is basically CrossFit for your frontal lobe.

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Nothing strikes more fear into a developer's heart than asking for code review. The bear in the forest is just your senior dev who'd rather maul you than look at your 47 file changes with the comment "fixed stuff." The perfect survival strategy: create a PR so terrible that everyone suddenly develops selective blindness. Works on bears, tech leads, and that one architect who hasn't written actual code since Java 6.

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Backend developers carrying the entire infrastructure on their backs while hunched over their keyboards like Atlas holding up the world. The posture says "my spine gave up three sprints ago" but the code still compiles, so who's the real winner here? While frontend devs are arguing about whether a button should be 2px to the left, backend folks are literally becoming one with their chair, shoulders permanently rounded from the weight of maintaining legacy databases, handling concurrent requests, and explaining to product managers why "just add it to the API" isn't a 5-minute task. That ergonomic keyboard isn't saving anyone when you're physically morphing into a question mark. But hey, at least nobody can see your posture through the API endpoints.