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THE HORROR! THE ABSOLUTE SAVAGERY of operating system documentation! 😱 In the twisted world of process management, your innocent little child processes aren't safe from the cold-blooded MURDER functions built right into the system! One minute you're happily forking children, the next you're watching them die or straight-up EXECUTING them yourself! And they have the AUDACITY to document it all so casually between "Having Children" and "Running New Programs" like we're talking about a Sunday picnic instead of DIGITAL INFANTICIDE! The emotional rollercoaster from section 9.4.1 to 9.4.2 is just BRUTAL! Whoever wrote this table of contents deserves both a promotion and therapy!

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When your LinkedIn profile is so barren you're out here listing campus tours as education credentials. "Stanford University - 45 minute campus tour (Was not accepted)" is the professional equivalent of putting "I know a guy who knows Python" on your resume. The brutal honesty is actually respectable though - most people would just leave it vague or conveniently forget to mention the rejection part. But nah, this person went full transparency mode: "Yes, I was there. No, they didn't want me. Still counts, right?" It's like adding "Visited Google headquarters cafeteria" under work experience. The fact they even bothered to include the year makes it even funnier - like they're documenting their rejection for posterity. At least they got 10 experiences to show off, which is 10 more than my GitHub contributions this month.

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