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Already Got A Second Job

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THE ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY of spending four years and $80,000 on a computer science degree only to end up serving McNuggets to people who probably think "Java" is just coffee! Meanwhile, your classmates who dropped out to make a silly app are now driving Teslas and buying houses. THE AUDACITY of the tech industry to make us believe we'd all be tech billionaires when the reality is more like "Would you like fries with your existential crisis?" 💀

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