Learning Any Language In A Shell

Content STOP DOING COMPUTER SCIENCE Computers were supposed to solve math, NOT to be programmed C is a LETTER, not a language Wanna print() something? Write it in a PAPER with a PEN "I'm writing a recursive method with threads to optimize the CPU usage in a 0.02" THIS IS A NONSENSICAL STATEMENT MADE BY DERANGED PEOPLE Look at what PROGRAMMERS have been demanding your respect for, after all the led lights we put in their computers: (This is real COMPUTER SCIENCE, done by real COMPUTER SCIENTISTS): os.syal FUNNY GOLORED LETTERS 178 COMPILATION ERRORS????? A FAKE TEAPOT YOU CAN'T USE IF PROGRAMMING WAS REAL HOW COME NOBODY THOUGHT IN DOING while(true) print(money); THEY PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS

Content C A STRING IS AN ARRAY OF CHARS A STRING IS AN ARRAY OF CHARS imgilip.com

Content When you finally understand recursion:

Content Catalin Pit catalinmpit People: what is your job? Me: I'm a software engineer People: Oh, nice job. You're smart. 1 wish I could do that too, but I'm not smart enough. me on Google: how do I import my CSS file into HTML?, how I center the FB icon on my webpage?

The crying dev is having an existential crisis because you "can't just print money infinitely" while the chad programmer on the right smugly implements an infinite loop that literally prints the string "money" forever. It's the perfect programmer dad joke - taking a real-world concept completely literally. The Federal Reserve hates this one weird trick! Meanwhile, junior devs are wondering why their machine crashed after running while True without an exit condition. Pro tip: your RAM is finite even if your loop isn't.

Ah, the eternal struggle of a C++ developer forced to run Python code! While C++ executes at lightning speed (because it's compiled directly to machine code), Python's interpreted nature means you could literally decompose waiting for that data processing script to finish. The skeleton represents the C++ dev who started the Python script, went for coffee, came back, had lunch, and still found themselves staring at the terminal waiting for completion. The irony is exquisite - the language known for memory management efficiency reduced to watching another language inefficiently chug along. Some say the skeleton is still waiting to this day...