Learning Any Language In A Shell

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Learning Any Language In A Shell

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Ah, the classic "six-month Python guru" ambition that lasted approximately five minutes. This is the programming equivalent of saying "I'm going to get abs this year" while ordering a large pizza. The punchline hits harder than a Java NullPointerException - dude abandoned Python faster than people close Stack Overflow tabs after finding their answer. The 120 upvotes on "I switched to Java" is just the chef's kiss of collective programmer schadenfreude.

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