Senior And Junior: The Great Regex Equalizer

Content What motivated you to study computer science? Money

Someone got tired of typing "if" and "else" and decided to invent their own yogurt-inspired programming language. Because clearly what the world needed was conditional statements that sound like they're being shouted by a street vendor. Next up in this linguistic masterpiece: "yap" as the print statement. Not console.log(), not print(), just... "yap" - like your code is an excited puppy telling you about its day. This is what happens when programmers work at 4 AM fueled by nothing but energy drinks and existential dread. Honestly, still more readable than some legacy code I've seen.

Content I CAN READ REGEX NO MR SIMPSON- NO ONE CAN

The dark art of force-pushing to master without verification! This meme perfectly captures the chaotic evil energy of bypassing all Git safeguards with the unholy trinity of commands. Senior devs are having collective heart attacks watching someone casually commit with "--no-verify" and then force push to master. It's like watching someone disable the smoke detectors before starting a grease fire in the company kitchen. This is the coding equivalent of saying "hold my beer" right before destroying the entire team's workflow. The Matrix background is just *chef's kiss* - because you're definitely going to need to bend reality to fix the mess this creates.

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Content Big Data: What is it? Big Data is like teenage sex: Everyone talks about it Nobody really knows how to do it Everyone thinks everyone else is doing it So, everyone claims they are doing it.