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The enthusiasm of typing git init versus the crushing weight of responsibility that follows is a universal constant. It's that moment when you're like "I'm gonna build the next billion-dollar app!" and then your side project stares down at you judgmentally from the rooftop of abandoned ambition for the next 3 years. The folder sits there, taking up 12KB of disk space and 600GB of guilt.

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Ah, the classic "unpaid intern" bait-and-switch! Nothing says "we value your skills" quite like demanding 4+ years of React.js experience for an unpaid internship. The audacity of requiring 3+ years of front-end engineering AND React Native experience for someone who won't even get paid is just *chef's kiss* corporate delusion at its finest. Translation: "We want a senior developer willing to work for exposure and the vague possibility of maybe getting paid someday." Next they'll be asking for your kidney as a signing bonus.

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