The LinkedIn Notification Betrayal

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The LinkedIn Notification Betrayal

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The CRUSHING DISAPPOINTMENT of tech job hunting in 2024! 😭 That heart-stopping moment when your LinkedIn notification goes off and for 0.3 seconds you think some company FINALLY noticed your existence... only to discover it's just LinkedIn begging you to pay for premium features! The emotional rollercoaster is UNBEARABLE! Your hopes skyrocket to the STRATOSPHERE and then crash back to earth faster than a production server during a demo. And they have the AUDACITY to send these notifications when you're at your most vulnerable - refreshing your inbox for the 47th time today while questioning every life choice that led you to this career!

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